Egbert Poems - Poems about Egbert

...EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE Egbert the Octopus is so damn cute & smarter than u (the point is moot) 'cause he doesn't pollute when he commutes, only, perhaps, when......

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...Matlock the hare has a good life He is alone now, he has lost his wife. But his offspring are near, visiting each day. He loves his evenings, when they are far away. Matlock loves to sit in fro......

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...Egbert is a strange young lad, he’s neither egg nor bee. He’s also neither bee nor egg so, what could Egbert be? He’s bee-ish in an eggy way, and he’s eggish like a bee, When you ask him what he i......

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...Lecherous Luther was wont to grope He ceased to function at the end of a rope! Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board He slipped on the ice and busted his gourd! Here rests our dear Ruby who fa......

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...There was a young math whiz named Egbert Who fancied himself a tax expert Touting tax tips he tried Till terribly tongue-tied Never more will he overexert......

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...By Elton Camp Egbert has been with Ruth a year Then came what he surely did fear “My family insist on meeting you. It’s something we just have to do.” “What if they don’t like me,” he said......

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...Nathaniel Bains was a kindly man but had little brains He was as skinny as a lat Lived in a small country village And a bird nested in his tall top hat. Nathaniel resembled a scarecrow his clothes w......

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