an agnostic dyslectic
stays up all night
wondering if there is a dog
the Buddhists wonder
about the Buddha nature of the dog
the evangelicals are sure that there is a dog
and you must follow their dog
or go to hell
for following another's dog
the Muslims agree
there is only one dog
and the dogs
smile at the foolishness
of the human race
of course, there is a dog
and they are the master race
as they growl at their owners
who bow down
and clean up their mess
Categories:
dyslectic, dog, dream, nature,
Form: Couplet
Dan lost a finger and an ear
Going to the Doc he didn't linger
He never saw the ear again
But a girl gave him the finger!
Dan just could not believe his luck
When one day an ear was donated
The surgeon he hired was dyslectic
But Dan was still very elated
The dyslectic surgeon sewed it on
On his butt it ended up laying
Now he has to pull down his pants
Just to hear what you are saying!
Categories:
dyslectic, confusion, fantasy, humorous, poetry,
Form: Quatrain