Pat Adams Poet Quatrain

Dan's Luck

Dan lost a finger and an ear
Going to the Doc he didn't linger
He never saw the ear again
But a girl gave him the finger!

Dan just could not believe his luck
When one day an ear was donated
The surgeon he hired was dyslectic 
But Dan was still very elated

The dyslectic surgeon sewed it on
On his butt it ended up laying
Now he has to pull down his pants
Just to hear what you are saying!

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Cheryl Hoffman October 21, 2017 at 7:57 PM Lol, hope it doesn't get cold where he lives!~Che :) Pat Adams October 22, 2017 at 7:13 AM That's true! I hadn't thought of that. 80).....Pat

Dale Gregory Cozart October 21, 2017 at 12:03 PM VERY funny! Pat Adams October 21, 2017 at 3:30 PM Thanks Dale. I spend so much time sitting down, I'd end up with a cauliflower ear!!!................Patrick

Jan Allison October 21, 2017 at 10:03 AM ha ha ha hilarious Pat - it may prove very useful as a lot of folks talk out their ass:-) hugs jan xx Pat Adams October 21, 2017 at 3:29 PM Ha! That's true! Binaca anyone???............80)....Pat

Lim'Rik Flats October 21, 2017 at 8:53 AM GOTD! I can't hear you;-) Pat Adams October 21, 2017 at 3:28 PM Thank you so much. Like I always say sometimes.................HELLO??????..........Pat