Dan's Luck
Dan lost a finger and an ear
Going to the Doc he didn't linger
He never saw the ear again
But a girl gave him the finger!
Dan just could not believe his luck
When one day an ear was donated
The surgeon he hired was dyslectic
But Dan was still very elated
The dyslectic surgeon sewed it on
On his butt it ended up laying
Now he has to pull down his pants
Just to hear what you are saying!
Copyright © Pat Adams | Year Posted 2017
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