Woman Duck Poems

Linda never lived up to her husband’s fantasy
Sheba had porcelain skin of alabaster hues
Her ruby lips hid a brilliant mind
She passed at twenty-three
Leaving an open...

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Howard the duck,
Was from an alternative earth;
Has a human girlfriend
Whose name is “Bev”

He’s not a hero,
Yet he’s no zero
When the CrAcK  is up
He’s a...

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Donald had never seen Daisy this way
His sexy woman was ready to play!
She is bad to the bone
Sensuous pix on her phone
A video made her...

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IS A DUCK

You say you're a good Christian woman or man, 
But I see the issues on which you stand. 
Looks like a duck! 

You...

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Old Pattie just cannot stop talking
Voice grates like a mallard duck squawking
Can't you just be quiet ?
For once you should try it
Her hen pecked husband...

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Made a beautiful silky bow collar, 
for his little skinny neck 
So we can go for a walk, 
sneaked out the back gate 
walking around...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I slept with Daffy Duck and I'm so ashamed.
Instead of making love to a woman, I made love to game.
I was...

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