Andrew Tate and his other brother got humbled today
Finding out about this brought so much joy to my day
May the government arresting them make them both pay
Women everywhere are sick of the things they always say
I met my daughter's boyfriend and he's a thug.
He's a low life piece of trash who deals drugs.
When I told him to leave my house, he pulled out a knife.
He thought he was bad, he thought I would beg for my life.
That piece of scum thought he could scare me, that is what he believed.
I kicked the knife out of his hand and a beating was what he received.
I punched him over and over and gave him seven karate chops.
He fell to the floor and you should've seen how fast he dropped.
He became my daughter's ex-boyfriend after I threw him out the door.
Now she's mad at me because guys are too scared to ask her out anymore.
Low life dirtbags are the only type of guys that my daughter will date.
If she brings another boy to my house, he's someone who I'll castrate.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Lets have a toast for the jerkoffs
Lets have a toast for the assholes
Lets have a toast for the dirtbags
Lets have a toast for the criminals
Its not all your fault dickheads
Lets have a toast for the vigilant
Lets have a toast for the lovers
Lets have a toast for the successful
Lets have a toast for the truthers
Its not all your work independents
Lets have a toast for the gooks
Lets have a toast for the guidos
Lets have a toast for the gringos
Lets have a toast for the jigaboos
Nothing wrong with you
Lets have a toast for the freedom
Lets have a toast for the liberty
Lets have a toast for the human rights
Lets have a toast for the awaken
Its time to have a toast
Lets have a toast
For creation
lets have a toast
For being alive
Lets have a toast
03\22/2014
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