Ye Olde Hogs Head
...Welcome to the Hogs head
The local ye olde pub
The ale tastes like urine
And there's maggots
In the grub.
There's straw on the floor
A pee bucket by the door
And rats scurry in groups of ten or mor...
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Categories:
dick turpin, baptism, drink, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Free verse