Once upon a londerdong
A rafko sang a song
He whalode a frizly melody
And the shabbers sang along
All the sudden he grabed his derk
He tried to play, but it didn't work
He splazang off stage
Then he went splizzerk
He snatched a maldent by his lip
And reached for a weapon strapped to his hip
The crowd turned and saw the event
They swagged out the door as they tried not to trip