Welcome to my throne
make yourself at home
If you want to urinate
please don't hesitate
Now If you have to defecate
dont take long to evacuate
take the deodorizer and spray
to keep that funky smell away
Categories:
deodorizer, care, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Jennalyn, Jennalyn,
She took out the garbage bin,
Tripping over the rubbish went
Right over her, it was all spent,
Such an awful din.
Jennalyn, Jennalyn,
Family wouldn't let her back in,
They threw out some sanitiser,
Followed by deodorizer,
They don't want no smelly kin.
Categories:
deodorizer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Time to take a bath
When the flies buzz around you
(and they are wearing masks!)
And the room deodorizer leaves the room
It's time to take a bath
Believe me, it's not too soon!
When the bathwater turns inky
And people say you're stinky
Time to take a bath
When roaches start spraying you
White bathtowel a dark dark hue
It's time to take a bath!
When your visitors come, wearing surgical masks
Won't drink your drinks
Use only their own flask
And a bullet to the head
Is all you ask
And your primary doctor is Joseph Mengele'
Your only pet, a biting flea
It's time to take a bath
You've sunk so low, so very low
Your whereabouts, even you don't know
When the water jumps out of your tub
And your belly button is home for a grub
Maybe much more is needed
Just a bath may not do the trick
When no matter what you try
You make all others sick
Better start by sitting down with
a chisel or paint scraper
You've got so much work ahead, my friend
Your mind will turn to vapor!
ps- to those who commented on celestial traveler,
I'm glad to report I reworked the end...thanks for your constructive criticism.
regards, tom
Categories:
deodorizer, funny, health, life, time,
Form: Burlesque