The Throne
...Welcome to my throne
make yourself at home
If you want to urinate
please don't hesitate
Now If you have to defecate
dont take long to evacuate
take the deodorizer and spray
to keep that funk...
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Categories:
deodorizer, care, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Rubbish Night
...Jennalyn, Jennalyn,
She took out the garbage bin,
Tripping over the rubbish went
Right over her, it was all spent,
Such an awful din.
Jennalyn, Jennalyn,
Family wouldn't let her back in,
The...
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Categories:
deodorizer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugh, So Darn Ugly
...G;Geico commercials B;(you knew this was coming); Billy Mays commercials U;
hour long imfomercials
G;Big, juicy homemade hamburgers B;White Castle belly burners
G; Best fast food place;by far;...
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Categories:
deodorizer, funny, imagination, inspirational, life,
Form: List
Sarcasm Soup- Time To Take a Bath!
...Time to take a bath
When the flies buzz around you
(and they are wearing masks!)
And the room deodorizer leaves the room
It's time to take a bath
Believe me, it's not too soon!
When the bathw...
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Categories:
deodorizer, funny, health, life, time,
Form: Burlesque