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Funny December Poems

These Funny December poems are examples of December poems about Funny. These are the best examples of December Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Giving Gifts
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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Categories: christmas, december, family, friend,

Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: december, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...

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Categories: christmas, december, funny, hilarious,

December Rain
December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain

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Categories: december, endurance, funny, humor,

Those Pallid Swifts With Wide Wings
December is approaching with gelid gusts,
soon the candid snow will spread its white blanket
and dominate the lifeless and desolate land;
nevertheless, those pallid swifts with wide...

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Categories: bird, children, creation, december,

Premium Member Debit Card Folly
Jingle bells my sleigh ride’s broke 
Gaudy gifts for “ice cool” folk 
Diamond pay card season blind
Misspent flurry on mankind!

Date posted : 18 th December...

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Categories: december, christmas, color, creation, cute,

Premium Member Christmas Treats
Christmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...

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Categories: december, christmas, cute, fun, hilarious,

Prancer Poke
Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, december, fun, humor,

A Sack Full of Coal
An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, 
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, 

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Categories: children, christmas, december, funny,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: december, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member September Time
S eptember is for me

E leven cute flying bees

P ick the fruit from the big green tree

T he sunflowers need to flee

E verything to be...

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Categories: animal, december, flower, garden,

Premium Member Cockleburs

Small green weeds, 
with little seed pots, 
that stick to your socks. 

They travel with you, 
to the next place, 
that God wants them to...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cute, december, grave, irony,

Premium Member Back In the Box
Back in the Box

Empty packages, 
lots of paper, 
refolded for another year. 
Saved, again and again, 
generation after generation. 
slowly getting too old, 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: december, blessing, chocolate, christmas, cinderella,

Catfucious 7
Dinner's singing in a cage.

   A feast for me this Christmas Day.


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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, bird, cat, december,

Premium Member One More Delivery
One More Delivery

Please wait at the door. 
I told the man holding the package. 
He smiled, 
not unkindly, 
but as patiently as one might expect,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, christmas, december, endurance,