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Funny December Poems

These Funny December poems are examples of December poems about Funny. These are the best examples of December Funny poems written by international poets.


December
In the realm of memories, a moment so funny,
When our paths first crossed, days were bright and sunny.
I glanced into your eyes, a chance encounter,
To...

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© Mhiz Rhyme  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crush, cute love, december,



To You, From Me
If I seem a little manic
Come December twenty-fifth
I’m just on the verge of panic
About getting you a gift

So please forgive me my remissness
As I crouch...

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Categories: december, christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Mistletoe
mistletoe season ~
	time to pucker up and kiss
		the dung on a stick...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, december, funny,

Premium Member A December Memento
The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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Categories: december, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,

Premium Member The Christmas Gift
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...

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Categories: christmas, december, funny, hilarious,



December Rain
December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain
Missing...

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Categories: december, endurance, funny, humor,

Premium Member Those Pallid Swifts With Wide Wings
December is approaching with gelid gusts,
soon the candid snow will spread its white blanket
and dominate the lifeless and desolate land;
nevertheless, those pallid swifts with wide...

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Categories: bird, children, creation, december,

Premium Member Debit Card Folly
Jingle bells my sleigh ride’s broke 
Gaudy gifts for “ice cool” folk 
Diamond pay card season blind
Misspent flurry on mankind!

Date posted : 18 th December...

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Categories: december, christmas, color, creation, cute,

Prancer Poke
Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the...

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© Daisy Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: christmas, december, fun, humor,

A Sack Full of Coal
An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, 
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, 
as...

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Categories: children, christmas, december, funny,

Catfucious 7
Dinner's singing in a cage.

   A feast for me this Christmas Day.

           ...

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© Jean Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: animal, bird, cat, december,

Dua-Liners-1
The oat is my hatred;
   but The Quakers are my beloved.

Two crackers that are well-known;
   the one that is eaten and...

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Categories: cheer up, december, funny,

Visiting Florida In December
Lit up snowmen on the lawn
In weather warm and sunny;
Dolphin Santa in a sleigh
Flamingo-drawn, so funny!

Christmas decorations change
Depending on location
And likely, there'll be many forms
Of...

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Categories: december, holiday,

Premium Member Christmastime Again
Where I come from
It’s dark and quiet
Eleven months of the year
Then one fine day
Everything changes

All of a sudden
It’s bright and snowing
And I come to life
After...

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Categories: celebration, christmas, december, family,

Premium Member From the North On December 24
Finally, it is that time of the year  
Lights, eggnog, with all the Christmas cheer         ...

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© G. Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: december, christmas, funny,


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