Funny December Poems
These Funny December poems are examples of December poems about Funny. These are the best examples of December Funny poems written by international poets.
christmas, december, family, friend,
Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...
A December Memento
december, christmas, fun, giggle, humor,
The pink polka-dot nightgown, ...
The Christmas Gift
christmas, december, funny, hilarious,
She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...
december, endurance, funny, humor,
December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain
Those Pallid Swifts With Wide Wings
bird, children, creation, december,
December is approaching with gelid gusts,
soon the candid snow will spread its white blanket
and dominate the lifeless and desolate land;
nevertheless, those pallid swifts with wide...
Debit Card Folly
december, christmas, color, creation, cute,
Jingle bells my sleigh ride’s broke
Gaudy gifts for “ice cool” folk
Diamond pay card season blind
Misspent flurry on mankind!
Date posted : 18 th December...
december, christmas, cute, fun, hilarious,
Christmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...
christmas, december, fun, humor,
Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the...
A Sack Full of Coal
children, christmas, december, funny,
An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole,
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight,
There For Me
december, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
animal, december, flower, garden,
S eptember is for me
E leven cute flying bees
P ick the fruit from the big green tree
T he sunflowers need to flee
E verything to be...
cute, december, grave, irony,
Small green weeds,
with little seed pots,
that stick to your socks.
They travel with you,
to the next place,
that God wants them to...
Back In the Box
december, blessing, chocolate, christmas, cinderella,
Back in the Box
lots of paper,
refolded for another year.
Saved, again and again,
generation after generation.
slowly getting too old,
animal, bird, cat, december,
Dinner's singing in a cage.
A feast for me this Christmas Day.
One More Delivery
childhood, christmas, december, endurance,
One More Delivery
Please wait at the door.
I told the man holding the package.
but as patiently as one might expect,...