Funny December Poems

Santa sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...

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In the realm of memories, a moment so funny,
When our paths first crossed, days were bright and sunny.
I glanced into your eyes, a chance encounter,
To...

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If I seem a little manic
Come December twenty-fifth
I’m just on the verge of panic
About getting you a gift

So please forgive me my remissness
As I crouch...

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mistletoe season ~
	time to pucker up and kiss
		the dung on a stick...

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The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...

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December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain
Missing...

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December is approaching with gelid gusts,
soon the candid snow will spread its white blanket
and dominate the lifeless and desolate land;
nevertheless, those pallid swifts with wide...

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Jingle bells my sleigh ride’s broke 
Gaudy gifts for “ice cool” folk 
Diamond pay card season blind
Misspent flurry on mankind!

Date posted : 18 th December...

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Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the...

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An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, 
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, 
as...

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Dinner's singing in a cage.

   A feast for me this Christmas Day.

           ...

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The oat is my hatred;
   but The Quakers are my beloved.

Two crackers that are well-known;
   the one that is eaten and...

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Lit up snowmen on the lawn
In weather warm and sunny;
Dolphin Santa in a sleigh
Flamingo-drawn, so funny!

Christmas decorations change
Depending on location
And likely, there'll be many forms
Of...

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Where I come from
It’s dark and quiet
Eleven months of the year
Then one fine day
Everything changes

All of a sudden
It’s bright and snowing
And I come to life
After...

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