Funny December Poems

In the realm of memories, a moment so funny,
When our paths first crossed, days were bright and sunny.
I glanced into your eyes, a chance encounter,
To...

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If I seem a little manic
Come December twenty-fifth
I’m just on the verge of panic
About getting you a gift

So please forgive me my remissness
As I crouch...

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I’m in a state of shock
Writing this and watching the clock—tick tock, tick tock,
Advancing, approaching, relentlessly,
A brand-new year. Oh, can it be?

The calendar says the...

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mistletoe season ~
	time to pucker up and kiss
		the dung on a stick...

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Giving gifts ~ required boxes are filled ...

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The pink polka-dot nightgown,                     ...

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She opened her gifts on Christmas morn
Beneath the paper, a gift she’d scorn
Lacey Panties unflawed
She thought, "what a tightwad!"
Panties in a wad since they’d been...

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December in the central California mountains
Pine scented air tickles my cheek
Hinting at the peace to be found here
We incautiously wish for the sound of rain
Missing...

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December is approaching with gelid gusts,
soon the candid snow will spread its white blanket
and dominate the lifeless and desolate land;
nevertheless, those pallid swifts with wide...

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Jingle bells my sleigh ride’s broke 
Gaudy gifts for “ice cool” folk 
Diamond pay card season blind
Misspent flurry on mankind!

Date posted : 18 th December...

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Christmas came to the town of Asheville
Each one asked St. Nick for a treadmill
Instead, he gave them bikes
Treating them all like tikes
Then he told them...

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Prancer gave Dasher a poke
It was so hard that he had to soak
His ribs were still sore
As he heads to the door
He pranced to the...

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An elf named Lotty lived in the North Pole, 
in charge of keeping Santa's fire in coal.
He lit, he shovelled, he scooped with delight, 
as...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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S eptember is for me

E leven cute flying bees

P ick the fruit from the big green tree

T he sunflowers need to flee

E verything to be...

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