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Premium Member Nursery Nonsense

They say that the tall ships are going to sea,
but I don’t know what tall ships see.
Now does that make any sense to you?
‘Cuz it doesn’t make sense to me.

They say that a pig went off to the market,
I’m assuming there wasn’t a fair?
And whether he had his roast beef or none,
Tell me, why in the world do we care? 

If Peter makes pickles from peppers or not,
I’d wanna know: dill, sweet, or hot?
And whether a peck is a little or lot, 
‘Xactly how does that add to the plot?

There’s nothing quite like a dead cat bounce,
‘Cuz dead cats don’t bounce very high.
'Tis a strange phrase you hear all the time,
And frankly, I don’t know why.

These nursery rhyme stories don’t make any sense;
They’re really not terribly deep.
Monotonous rhythms that hopefully
Will send the kids off to sleep! To sleep!
Will send the kids off to sleep.

A Dead Cat Bounce

Hogg went to market and bought trouble an ounce
                           A seedy dog barked so bad he had to pounce
                                       The dog puked a tabby cat  
                                       And the cat big Hardy hat                                                                                     
                        An ounce of common sense, brat, a dead cat bounce

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