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Crusty Poems - Poems about Crusty


Premium Member crabby and crusty
rantankerous attitude vinegarish and waspy crabby and crusty...

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Categories: crusty, age,
Form: Senryu
The crispy crusty bread
The crispy crusty bread Was as lonely as it gets As handsome as he was He had no bride to wed The crispy crusty bread He tries all that he can But to woo a bride he can't Except the rickety stickety jam The crispy crusty bread At last, at noon he said By this time tomorrow Bride or death, I'll have instead The crispy crusty bread At...

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Categories: crusty, celebration, destiny, funny love,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Crusty Odd and Fat
A crusty goblin cracked a crevassed grin While chasing odd witches in a tailspin He heisted her fat black cat Whereupon her broom she sat To kill all the rats in his crusty den...

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Categories: crusty, fantasy, giggle, halloween,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Crusty Old Hag
There once was a crusty old hag whose poetry made people gag. She once wrote a sonnet, the folks threw up on it and tossed it away in a bag. She went to a psychic who said, while turning up cards black and red, “I can see why they gripe, just stop writing this tripe. Have you thought of knitting instead?”...

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Categories: crusty, humor, poetry,
Form: Limerick
Play Me a Crusty Cheating Song Contest
I think it is the most insensitive thing I have seen here for a contest..or anywhere in my life.. poems making fun of the pain they have felt of being cheated on.. I think you people are insensitive and cruel.. and think nothing of what those people endured.. I think it is tacky and tasteless.. heartless...

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Categories: crusty, faithpeople, people,
Form: Free verse




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