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Cripes Poems - Poems about Cripes

DROPS OF DISHONOR
...all the stuff going on that motel was heating up but the locksmith didn't speak Irish too well & besides he got drunk & robbed the wrong merry-go-round anyway... Sigh Banal as it might seem, it's ......

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Categories: cripes, animal, anxiety, business, care,
Form: Free verse
Midst of Night
...Midst of night Sorrows cripes Sober shouts are unheard and loud Coldness surrounding me From all sides oh my loud why In the midst of night I am all alone Even the lonely night cries with m......

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Categories: cripes, 10th grade, art, blue,
Form: Free verse



Charlies Boarder
...I was working up Loch Valley logging for a local mill; camping in a make-shift hut I built half way up a struggling hill. I worked till lunchtime every Friday, then came in from the scrub, spendin......

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Categories: cripes, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Ken Thinks He's Crook
...I got a phone call from a mate of mine I hadn't seen for years, and I could tell by his quivered voice that he was close to tears so I asked Ken what is wrong then heard his voice that shook , “O......

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Categories: cripes, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Farewell Bill
...I’m mourning over my old mate Bill; the old codger’s no longer alive. Yes, the old ‘bugger’s given up smoking and stumps are at eighty-five. No more gambling and joking or swearing; he finished his......

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Categories: cripes, humor,
Form: Rhyme



We Didn'T Know
...Dad had threatened for some time to reclaim the land behind the shed, where rubbish over many years, had stockpiled but now instead of being easy to be shifted; blackberries, docks and thistles gro......

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Categories: cripes, family, farm,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Goin' Nowhere Fast
...GOIN’ NOWHERE FAST At any rate the traffic… …”God, get that finger out of there” ….”cripes, she wiped it on the seat” stalled…. …..”She’s puttin’ on eye make-up” …”she could put her eye out”......

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Categories: cripes, culture, people, travel,
Form: Free verse
Big Red Bellied Black Snake
...Dad had threatened for some time, to reclaim the land behind the shed, where rubbish over many years, had stockpiled but now instead of being easy to be shifted, blackberries, docks and thistles gr......

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Categories: cripes, family, farm,
Form: Rhyme
Smells Like a Kanga Died
...We were making a tour across Europe Stopped late down in Chalon-sur-Saône Checked into the youth hostel after lights out So I walked up the halls on my own. My father spoke with the attendant He......

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Categories: cripes, character, culture, funny, hilarious,
Form: Ballad
The Story of My Uniform
...It's in a turtle soup shop where I'm employed It's my duty to cook vomit-inducing soup turtle which no decent human palate could stand; a horrid job and a salary which is even worse, an insult to......

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Categories: cripes, absence, angst, bereavement, native
Form: Light Verse
In Lieu of the Rodeo
...Oh cripes I’ve gotta tell yer of a horror ride I had, That beat any bronc or bull I’ve rode, and I must say I’m glad, I’ll never have to ride like that, again to hold me seat. Now rodeo is ‘kid......

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Categories: cripes, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Shiela Ran Off An Im Busted
...Shiela ran off an im busted Been there hard to bear, colour gone, now black n white, catch another horse ole mate, saddle up an treat her right :{ gotta get me money back, pre......

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Categories: cripes, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Love Aussie Style
...Fair dinkum mate I feel like a Tassie Tiger And I’m not bullin’ you, and a real galah as well How come this bloody sheila to such charms succumbs I’m telling you me heart is racing and I feels lik......

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Categories: cripes, love, me, me,
Form: Rhyme
Samantha and the Silver Tailed Don Juan
...Samantha gave her Daddy a disdainful look He’s been out again with that ripper old chook He’s been acting all gaga, the silly old fool Isn’t it disgusting the way that men drool Well maybe the ol......

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Categories: cripes, satire, old, me, old,
Form: Rhyme
The Great Aussie Picnic
...The Mozzies are biting, we forgot the Aeroguard The ants, all the bickies are about to bombard The twins are fightin’ and actin’ real mean This family picnic, it’s a real bloody scene The baby’s ......

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Categories: cripes, funny,
Form: Rhyme

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