Cripes Poems - Poems about Cripes

...all the stuff going on that motel was heating up but the locksmith didn't speak Irish too well & besides he got drunk & robbed the wrong merry-go-round anyway... Sigh Banal as it might seem, it's ......Read the rest...

...Midst of night Sorrows cripes Sober shouts are unheard and loud Coldness surrounding me From all sides oh my loud why In the midst of night I am all alone Even the lonely night cries with m......Read the rest...

...I was working up Loch Valley logging for a local mill; camping in a make-shift hut I built half way up a struggling hill. I worked till lunchtime every Friday, then came in from the scrub, spendin......Read the rest...

...I got a phone call from a mate of mine I hadn't seen for years, and I could tell by his quivered voice that he was close to tears so I asked Ken what is wrong then heard his voice that shook , “O......Read the rest...

...I’m mourning over my old mate Bill; the old codger’s no longer alive. Yes, the old ‘bugger’s given up smoking and stumps are at eighty-five. No more gambling and joking or swearing; he finished his......Read the rest...

...Dad had threatened for some time to reclaim the land behind the shed, where rubbish over many years, had stockpiled but now instead of being easy to be shifted; blackberries, docks and thistles gro......Read the rest...

...GOIN’ NOWHERE FAST At any rate the traffic… …”God, get that finger out of there” ….”cripes, she wiped it on the seat” stalled…. …..”She’s puttin’ on eye make-up” …”she could put her eye out”......Read the rest...

...Dad had threatened for some time, to reclaim the land behind the shed, where rubbish over many years, had stockpiled but now instead of being easy to be shifted, blackberries, docks and thistles gr......Read the rest...

...We were making a tour across Europe Stopped late down in Chalon-sur-Saône Checked into the youth hostel after lights out So I walked up the halls on my own. My father spoke with the attendant He......Read the rest...

...It's in a turtle soup shop where I'm employed It's my duty to cook vomit-inducing soup turtle which no decent human palate could stand; a horrid job and a salary which is even worse, an insult to......Read the rest...

...Oh cripes I’ve gotta tell yer of a horror ride I had, That beat any bronc or bull I’ve rode, and I must say I’m glad, I’ll never have to ride like that, again to hold me seat. Now rodeo is ‘kid......Read the rest...

...Shiela ran off an im busted Been there hard to bear, colour gone, now black n white, catch another horse ole mate, saddle up an treat her right :{ gotta get me money back, pre......Read the rest...

...Fair dinkum mate I feel like a Tassie Tiger And I’m not bullin’ you, and a real galah as well How come this bloody sheila to such charms succumbs I’m telling you me heart is racing and I feels lik......Read the rest...

...Samantha gave her Daddy a disdainful look He’s been out again with that ripper old chook He’s been acting all gaga, the silly old fool Isn’t it disgusting the way that men drool Well maybe the ol......Read the rest...

...The Mozzies are biting, we forgot the Aeroguard The ants, all the bickies are about to bombard The twins are fightin’ and actin’ real mean This family picnic, it’s a real bloody scene The baby’s ......Read the rest...