Hey! Hey! This is not a vomitorium she said
The putrid projectile made it smell like one though
Thanks to the crapulous old timer who could not help himself.
I do not know if I am more angry at him or the loud roosters
Why do these expergefactors crow this loudly?
I gingerly enter their chicken coop to give them heck.
Here comes the rawgabbit, the head rooster says
He thinks I am telling stories.
I am not I think as my nose grows.
Categories:
crapulous, word play,
Form: Free verse
People called "Nicholas" that actually use the whole word as their name,
I bet they're not worth knowing. Issues clearly.
People that shorten it to "Nick",
overlook the fact,
it's literally a nasty sound, ick ick.
That's why I'm Trim, always Trim, or Trimmer,
Trim Trimmer,
chicken dipper rimmer.
Nameisms on Facebook make me a victim,
a pain inflicting victim Nick Trim.
So I say, stop the descrim against Trim,
allow one word names to begin.
no one ever knew what my first name was,
Facebook, understand it was on purpose,
I don't even respond to Nicholas
and Nick is horrible to hear often,
Trim is slim fit and sexy,
I'm dyslexic a git a dipsy,
currently crapulous and rather tipsy,
I'm going now to fight the floor that hit me,
vexed, me.
Categories:
crapulous, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Beet red face,do you just booze to lose.
Sorry old life,but it's a life that 'you' choose
Whatever you've done,and whatever you do,
your lives just a waste,sad but it's true.
Boozers are losers,you can't change that fact,
Boozers and users, happiness is their act.
There fun is all fiction, aint no changing their ways
But fictions no fun, when it can shorten u'r days
Boozers are losers,you can't change that FACT
If u'r a boozer u'r a loser, now how you gonna ACT
PALLANES
Categories:
crapulous, dad, depression, drink, drug,
Form: I do not know?