Nicholas Nick Trim
People called "Nicholas" that actually use the whole word as their name,
I bet they're not worth knowing. Issues clearly.
People that shorten it to "Nick",
overlook the fact,
it's literally a nasty sound, ick ick.
That's why I'm Trim, always Trim, or Trimmer,
Trim Trimmer,
chicken dipper rimmer.
Nameisms on Facebook make me a victim,
a pain inflicting victim Nick Trim.
So I say, stop the descrim against Trim,
allow one word names to begin.
no one ever knew what my first name was,
Facebook, understand it was on purpose,
I don't even respond to Nicholas
and Nick is horrible to hear often,
Trim is slim fit and sexy,
I'm dyslexic a git a dipsy,
currently crapulous and rather tipsy,
I'm going now to fight the floor that hit me,
vexed, me.
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