Nicholas Nick Trim

People called "Nicholas" that actually use the whole word as their name, I bet they're not worth knowing. Issues clearly. People that shorten it to "Nick", overlook the fact, it's literally a nasty sound, ick ick. That's why I'm Trim, always Trim, or Trimmer, Trim Trimmer, chicken dipper rimmer. Nameisms on Facebook make me a victim, a pain inflicting victim Nick Trim. So I say, stop the descrim against Trim, allow one word names to begin. no one ever knew what my first name was, Facebook, understand it was on purpose, I don't even respond to Nicholas and Nick is horrible to hear often, Trim is slim fit and sexy, I'm dyslexic a git a dipsy, currently crapulous and rather tipsy, I'm going now to fight the floor that hit me, vexed, me.