Crappiest Poems - Poems about Crappiest

...For Mo and Jeff two birds on a wire one pooped more than the other ~ droppings on the ground......Read the rest...

...How much is this duvet? Elise asked. I found a tag that said two hundred and seventeen dollars and ninety-five cents. Not bad, she said. Is she nuts? Another tag was attached to that tag. It said......Read the rest...

...Owner gone, water bowl has spilled, and my anger is about to burst. I won't die, I thought to myself in the morning, not concerned at first. I accidentally slipped in that water, and my fur is thic......Read the rest...

...It's the most terrible time of the year With back benchers rebelling The cabinet yelling cause Brexit is here It's the most terrible time of the year It's the crap-crappiest season of all With......Read the rest...

...Johnson’s past… The horse had kicked me in the head Pain and darkness followed me Double vision, brain near dead Shock and trauma mentally So I drifted in the fog Couldn’t learn had no idea ......Read the rest...