Crappiest Haiku
...For Mo and Jeff
two birds on a wire
one pooped more than the other ~
droppings on the ground...
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Categories:
crappiest, bird,
Form: Haiku
Four Friends In An Upscale Shop
...How much is this duvet? Elise asked.
I found a tag that said two hundred and seventeen dollars and ninety-five cents.
Not bad, she said.
Is she nuts?
Another tag was attached to that tag. It said...
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Categories:
crappiest, friendship,
Form: Narrative
Cat Has Spilled Her Water Bowl Woes
...Owner gone, water bowl has spilled, and my anger is about to burst.
I won't die, I thought to myself in the morning, not concerned at first.
I accidentally slipped in that water, and my fur is thic...
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Categories:
crappiest, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Most Terrible Time of the Year
...It's the most terrible time of the year
With back benchers rebelling
The cabinet yelling cause Brexit is here
It's the most terrible time of the year
It's the crap-crappiest season of all
With...
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Categories:
crappiest, america, political,
Form: Verse
Johnson's Past
...Johnson’s past…
The horse had kicked me in the head
Pain and darkness followed me
Double vision, brain near dead
Shock and trauma mentally
So I drifted in the fog
Couldn’t learn had no idea
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Categories:
crappiest, adventureme, me,
Form: Rhyme