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Home » Poems » Crampoons

Crampoons Poems - Poems about Crampoons

Tribute to my Vogon Valentine

... My trusty twagwanger trolblasted me I’m woken by chitterlings and crampoons twilling and twonking I cover my mastificle And try to hinkle on the bandistrap As I splurtwangle my ......

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Categories: crampoons, humorous, i miss you,
Form: Vogon Poetry

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry