Tribute to my Vogon Valentine
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My trusty twagwanger trolblasted me
I’m woken by chitterlings and crampoons
twilling and twonking
I cover my mastificle
And try to hinkle on the bandistrap
As I splurtwangle my ...
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Categories:
crampoons, humorous, i miss you,
Form: Vogon Poetry