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Premium Member Bring the Spf 1000
...Elon’s SpaceX will be such a boon, as we jet to the far reaches soon. This coil won’t contain us; get a tan on Uranus, ski the slopes on Pluto by moon. Now it’s not that I mean to be crass, b......

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Categories: cover my ass, space, travel,
Form: Limerick
Defined By Idioms
...Defined By Idioms Naked truth, bent nails dead men tell no tales bad Apple, broken mirrors burnt out light bulbs, crocodile tears spilt milk, goose chase two cents worth, rat race rotten egg......

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Categories: cover my ass, identity,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Why Am I Alive
...I've been in the worst hellholes on earth in my youth, full of arrogance and hate due to the perceived injustices all around me. Attacking alone without backup, sure to fail. No secrets of God availa......

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Categories: cover my ass, for her,
Form: Free verse
I Am Your President and King For Life
...I play golf as much as I can while still thinking of my fellow man I haven’t figured out the economy because it puzzles me still no recovery with the things I’ve done oh well what the hell a......

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Categories: cover my ass, allah, america, black african
Form: Rhyme Royal
This Your Real Men Talk
...1,2,3,4,5 is the number of times i have called you today. Its almost noon now your son been asking nonstop "Where is daddy?" He used to be so good in theater and arts then you said that's not a fiel......

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Categories: cover my ass, anger, heartbroken, son,
Form: ABC



Buried Bones
...Spur the moment flashes the motivation for most of the human race. Having fun but leaving no trace, death occurs at a rapid pace. Cover your ass and save your face, seems to be the motto of our......

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Categories: cover my ass, fantasy, imagination, life
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things