Cosh Poems - Poems about Cosh

...Mr Randolph Pomfrey Brown Was the mayor of his town He thought he was posh Until a man with a cosh Knocked off Mayor Pomrey Brown's crown......Read the rest...

...Kidnapped. - for Peeking Through The Keyhole Contest The hole where the key’s meant to go Was vacant so I had to know What was outside to be seen But my captors weren’t all that keen It seem......Read the rest...

...hey buddy, I have to tell you, you stink just like rat pooh! raw effluent smells so much better! I wear a gas mask so I can breathe around you, to say your dirty would be complementary, ......Read the rest...

...Hark! That rustling of the leaves makes me wobbly at the knees, or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost chasing "wets" from post to post? · When Tony Blair bashed up Hussein, no Robin Hood at home ......Read the rest...

...(absurdly enough, a true story) Four centuries ago this year (believe me, for I’ve checked!) Britain and Spain jointly adhered to the Treaty of Utrecht. They’d been at war so long before, c......Read the rest...

...Tapering Off Youthful ambition, combined steel order shout Is enough to break organic, is enough to force you out. Just listening for my orders, pain ignorance my plan Childish delusion, a boy ......Read the rest...