I conjured the word persackerley
To go with the region Fazakerley,
Not mentioned in verse most of the time
Because of the difficulty of finding a rhyme,
So this North Liverpool suburb is little known
Though over the years it has steadily grown
With its hospital, prison and station
And it’s peculiar situation
Of being split between two boroughs.
It’s true because my research is thorough,
The boundary being Copple House Lane
Very unusual but not inane.
So thanks to my conjuring persackerly
You now know a bit about Fazakerley
Yes, you people know persackerly
The where and whereabouts of Fazakerley
If you think Its a bit of fun
Then all in all, it’s job done
Categories:
copple, education, humor, places,
Form: Rhyme
The Mighty Flugle
New thing, newly created,
Easily does, what you've always hated,
Ronco presents The Mighty Flugle.
which easily flups the toughest ugle.
When equipped with our patented doodlebob,
The Mighty Flugle flups not one but two ugle jobs.
Attaches easily to any bobbywind,
The Mighty Flugle's really one of a kind.
And say bye-bye to that old grabopple,
Cuz The Mighty Flugle's made of hand made copple,
At 19.99, The Mighty Flugle's an absolute steal,
Why it's the greatest invention since the wheel,
So don't be foolish, send a check right away,
and own The Mighty Flugle within 10 days.
NoelsArt
Comments: My whimsical poem above pokes fun at advertising in a Dr. Seuss style. FEEDBACK WELCOME
Categories:
copple, 10th grade, satire,
Form: Rhyme
When i think of schools feled i always think of the winter days
with your mates in the snow,wind and rain
the best bit is the snow making snow balls and throing them at techer.
having fun making snow men on sliding on ice having hot chocolate, but then again some
people hate winter when it snows rain and very high winds so they huddle together like
penguinsin thire black and white uniform they hate the snow balls hitting them in the face and
slipping on ice and hurting themselves but the best bit is getting your mates i rember those
days and at a few acasions it has bean an oceon of mud and a copple of island of children
huddeld aganest the coled. ow year and getting snow of thechers cars to make big snowballs
it is yousaly veary coled and windy
CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU MADE A SNOW MAN A SNOWBALL SNOW ANGELS
YOUR HANDS GETTING NUME SLIDING ON ICE ?
I CAN CAN YOU ?
BY JAMES CHRISTIAN
Categories:
copple, friendshiprain, winter, snow, hate,
Form: Free verse