Noel Flater Poet Rhyme

The Mightly Flugle

The Mighty Flugle

New thing, newly created, 
Easily does, what you've always hated,
Ronco presents The Mighty Flugle.
which easily flups the toughest ugle.

When equipped with our patented doodlebob,
The Mighty Flugle flups not one but two ugle jobs. 
Attaches easily to any bobbywind,
The Mighty Flugle's really one of a kind. 
And say bye-bye to that old grabopple,
Cuz The Mighty Flugle's made of hand made copple,

At 19.99, The Mighty Flugle's an absolute steal,
Why it's the greatest invention since the wheel,
So don't be foolish, send a check right away,
and own The Mighty Flugle within 10 days. 

NoelsArt

Comments: My whimsical poem above pokes fun at advertising in a Dr. Seuss style. FEEDBACK WELCOME

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Susan Jeavons February 17, 2019 at 10:40 AM I would love to see a picture of that Flugle! Very whimsical and fun Noel! Blessings, Susan Noel Flater February 17, 2019 at 11:18 AM Susan, that's a great idea. I picture a mashup of a tuba, a clarinet a vacuum cleaner... the sillier the better.

Susan Mills January 27, 2019 at 9:30 AM Flugle is a new word for me. It does remind me of Dr. Suess. It is like a kid's poem. Fun! Noel Flater January 27, 2019 at 9:35 AM Thx for your encouragement. It helps me write. I like fun poetry. Most of my poems are short and fun.

Caren Krutsinger January 19, 2019 at 12:18 PM Dr. Seuss would be so jealous! I can hear him crying. Noel Flater January 20, 2019 at 2:44 PM Thx Caren. I hope Dr. Seuss is not crying, but laughing. :)