The Mightly Flugle
The Mighty Flugle
New thing, newly created,
Easily does, what you've always hated,
Ronco presents The Mighty Flugle.
which easily flups the toughest ugle.
When equipped with our patented doodlebob,
The Mighty Flugle flups not one but two ugle jobs.
Attaches easily to any bobbywind,
The Mighty Flugle's really one of a kind.
And say bye-bye to that old grabopple,
Cuz The Mighty Flugle's made of hand made copple,
At 19.99, The Mighty Flugle's an absolute steal,
Why it's the greatest invention since the wheel,
So don't be foolish, send a check right away,
and own The Mighty Flugle within 10 days.
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