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The Mightly Flugle

The Mighty Flugle

New thing, newly created, 
Easily does, what you've always hated,
Ronco presents The Mighty Flugle.
which easily flups the toughest ugle.
When equipped with our patented doodlebob,
The Mighty Flugle flups not one but two ugle jobs. 
Attaches easily to any bobbywind,
The Mighty Flugle's really one of a kind. 
And say bye-bye to that old grabopple,
Cuz The Mighty Flugle's made of hand made copple,
At 19.99, The Mighty Flugle's an absolute steal,
Why it's the greatest invention since the wheel,
So don't be foolish, send a check right away,
and own The Mighty Flugle within 10 days. 


Comments: My whimsical poem above pokes fun at advertising in a Dr. Seuss style. FEEDBACK WELCOME

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Date: 1/27/2019 9:30:00 AM
Flugle is a new word for me. It does remind me of Dr. Suess. It is like a kid's poem. Fun!
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Noel Flater
Date: 1/27/2019 9:35:00 AM
Thx for your encouragement. It helps me write. I like fun poetry. Most of my poems are short and fun.
Date: 1/19/2019 12:18:00 PM
Dr. Seuss would be so jealous! I can hear him crying.
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Noel Flater
Date: 1/20/2019 2:44:00 PM
Thx Caren. I hope Dr. Seuss is not crying, but laughing. :)