On a winding path of friendly kegs,
I consumed warm beer and picnic dregs.
Next to me, a little buzzer flied.
I asked, would he help me decide -
potato salad or deviled eggs?
Categories:
consulting, humor, insect,
Form: Rhyme
M-ind
I-s
C-onsulting
H-eart
E-xcellently
L-etting
L-ife
E-mploy
P-oem
U-nder
L-ove
I-n
D-ivine
O-bjective
Topic:Meeting (April 27,2019)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
consulting, friendship,
Form: Acrostic
- Chief expert on marriage relations,
Understaning your man as such.
Consulting services I mentioned
Will help you but they'll cost you much.
- Let me screen the degrees you carry,
PhD topic. Wait! There's more.
How many times have you been married?
- Never happen'd before.
Categories:
consulting, irony, marriage, wisdom,
Form: Lyric
We all get together every week:
the guy who didn't
want to go to school
until he was overtaken
by everyone with inferior smarts,
the guy who studied wrong stuff
abandoned in an empty back lot,
the guy who invented something
whose use nobody ever discovered,
the guy who always
thought outside the box,
the guy who expected
other guys to sell what he had,
the guy who invested
in something that passed.
We meet joyfully
make big plans,
but can't find the one
who gets the clients.
Categories:
consulting, career, social,
Form: Free verse
The man with the scarf
made his way into our heart.
The soldier with the gun
was his friend (only one)
The girl in the lab
served him bodies on a slab
The woman with the phone
made him feel not so alone.
His brother (the government)
stood at a cafe he did not frequent
with an umbrella in his hand
he and the soldier planned
not to tell the brother
what had happened to the other.
The man with no division
puts ad men in prison
the man with the crown
made his whole world fall down
scarf told soldier he was fake
and our hearts he did break
but we know he'll come back
even if a pulse he did lack
because the great Sherlock Holmes
(No matter how far he roams)
Loves the man with the gun
he's his friend...
(only one)
Categories:
consulting, best friend, love,
Form: Free verse