Taking Care of Baby
...Taking care of baby
is life's truest joy, alright
Especially if your idea of fun
is staying up all night
One thing that you can count on
is running out of shirts
'Cos baby loves to 'spi...
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Categories:
conks, baby, care, dad, fun,
Form: Light Verse
Count Your Women
...I meet four women.
We laugh and talk.
Some of the stories we have heard forty times already.
We laugh anyway.
We are talking in two’s now.
Which means the fifth is completely left out.
Odd is...
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Categories:
conks, girl, girlfriend, woman,
Form: Free verse
All the Wonders For Put Me To Sleep Contest
...EVERY WONDER OF THE WIDE WORLD
Darling friend, pain will end
Go to sleep my lively lady
When you wake you shall have
Every wonder of the wide world
Sweet rose day
Worlds away
Every lover that you ...
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Categories:
conks, peace, song-pain, sleep,
Form: Lyric
My Vista Cruiser Station Wagon
...Again on the side of the road with my head under the hood,
A firm jiggle on the starter wire and start again she probably should.
More than a month’s salary to get her fixed, I cannot afford to pay...
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Categories:
conks, life, car, me,
Form: Rhyme