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Funny Conflict Poems

These Funny Conflict poems are examples of Conflict poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Conflict Funny poems written by international poets.

Jack 58
Surviving with little money
Life really isn’t funny
Raining even when it’s sunny

Don’t wanna run this rat race
No chance of keeping up pace
Falling on my flat face


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Categories: community, conflict, emotions, environment,

Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Categories: conflict, feelings, food, how i

Premium Member UNRELATED
I once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anger, conflict, crazy, funny,

Premium Member Friendly Invasion
War is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...

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Categories: africa, america, conflict, death,

Premium Member Autumn Bicker
a farmer under a tree

remarks when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.

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Categories: autumn, conflict, funny, giggle,

Premium Member What Shall I Pen

 Ah~ write  couplets, and no, nothing more.

 Then~ prance smugly out my front door?

 No, no, I just cannot do simply that!


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Categories: conflict, funny, poetess,

Duck and Cover
That was the last call.
       Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.

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Categories: conflict, fear, today, war,

Steve Seagull
High atop our chimney breast,
Lives Steve Seagull upon his nest.
He’s a highly trained, bombing master,
Atop my rooftop, his name spells disaster.

If you’re like me, and...

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Categories: animal, bird, conflict, flying,

Can'T I Vote Peacefully
Of what essence it is
To fiercely assert a formalised choice
In the name of political honour
That produces terror?
I fight for my party to win
Yet us our...

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Categories: 7th grade, conflict, courage,

The mad writer licked the crystal

To get a sale

This he got oh yes

Bought an atomic 

And sent it to Putin

By 1st class post

Eventful War Book...

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Categories: conflict, funny, nonsense, political,

Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: conflict, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Stranger In Milton Creek
A tall stranger rode into Milton Creek
Ragged scar ran across one eye and cheek 
Mayor Tom drew his gun
"You best hightail and run!"
"Geeze! Okay! But...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: conflict,

What Happened To the Giants, Part Iii
...Now their have been sightings since that dark time,
like Bigfoot the giant myth will not die,
but as to the flesh-and-blood giant race
it is unlikely one...

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Categories: conflict, history, myth, people,

Premium Member Killing Me Slowly
You are always on my mind
Like a virus eating away my soul
The more I try to get you  
Out and be free the more

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Categories: analogy, betrayal, conflict, crush,

Dirty Words Hatch Fight
Hard blows traded in pitch-black night:
What do you expect? Funny fight?
The lips of the young devils tight!
All Blacks who’d seen films of Sir White,
In which...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, bullying, conflict,