Funny Conflict Poems

My brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat...

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Still stuck up in the page
Where I can't escape
From your words
Deteriorating my worth

Ain't it funny how
I used to make you laugh
Now I cry silently 

Have...

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There once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
     When the big bear stood tall
...

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The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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Surviving with little money
Life really isn’t funny
Raining even when it’s sunny

Don’t wanna run this rat race
No chance of keeping up pace
Falling on my flat face

But...

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Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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I once knew a trucker unmated
often, he’d become quite frustrated
known to be lazy
flies drove him crazy
their survival skills are underrated
...

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War is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...

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a farmer under a tree

remarks when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.
...

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8/29/2023

 Ah~ write  couplets, and no, nothing more.

 Then~ prance smugly out my front door?

 No, no, I just cannot do simply that!

 ...

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That was the last call.
       Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.
       ...

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High atop our chimney breast,
Lives Steve Seagull upon his nest.
He’s a highly trained, bombing master,
Atop my rooftop, his name spells disaster.

If you’re like me, and...

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Of what essence it is
To fiercely assert a formalised choice
In the name of political honour
That produces terror?
I fight for my party to win
Yet us our...

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Lorded
The mad writer licked the crystal

To get a sale

This he got oh yes

Bought an atomic 

And sent it to Putin

By 1st class post



Eventful War Book...

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Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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