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Colonel Poems - Poems about Colonel


Premium Member Colonel Oliver North, US
"I'm working on the Lento Form starts as a collage and not simplistically termed words, like my poem 'Ode to a Dove' that made Best Lento Form," ... by Poet. *Actual Poem used below, Star light, star bright, First star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight." KEY: S, young...

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Categories: colonel, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,
Form: Lento
A Killing Colonel Cornered
Soldiers with the cornered colonel Said to crack him like a kernel, Easily made him surrender, Account of his orders render… Colonel Smith, on his neck flannel, Suddenly facing a Panel In his house and front verandah, Two watching from his Coriander… They knew where to questions channel: “Who’d twelve men shot from tunnel?” Many had guessed: Major Lander But order from Smith Evander… Their decision...

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Categories: colonel, allusion, conflict, death, violence,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Colonel of Truth
In every lie, a kernel of Truth ~ Old folks no longer jealous of youth...

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Categories: colonel, jealousy, old, youth,
Form: Couplet
Kfc - Sir Colonel Sanders Tm
Good afternoon sir Colonel Sanders, I wonder how you still have that smile. I admire how you’ve kept your standards After many complaints for a long while. At least that smile of yours have some style!!!!...

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Categories: colonel, work,
Form: Quintain (English)
Premium Member Colonel Orenthal Thaddeus Simpson
Colonel Orenthal Thaddeus Simpson A gentleman of confidence and ambition, whose impression superimposed upon the common folk, a speech concerning absolute existence and the result of it. A self-built and well-constructed plane is valueless if it is without an engine, wings or instrumentalities and the sheer will-power to keep it airborne. Speak it into existence. Don't...

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Categories: colonel, allegory, future, humanity, meaningful,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Colonel Harland David Sanders
Colonel Harland David Sanders To people's palates he panders KFC sell great fried chicken So good, it’s really finger lickin! Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 3/20/19...

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Categories: colonel, business, food, fun,
Form: Clerihew
The Colonel
Colonel Sanders is my rooster's name, he's quite the specimen when it comes to game. In the morning he stands up proud and wakes me up with a crow that's loud. Next to other roosters he's twice their size, with love on his mind and mischief in his eyes. The hens may adore him, but he ain't sweet, with spurs like daggers...

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Categories: colonel, animal, farm, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Colonel Flighty
Colonel Flighty is a cad Thinks himself a funny wag Thinks he's mighty, ain't that sad "Look at me! A strutting stag!" Jiggly belly, jowls that sag Throat all phlegmy, such a drag Trousers smelly, makes you gag Leaky colostomy bag. Toss him quickly drown a crag If he lives we'll be so mad End his sickly feeble brag Hear his fading shout, "Egad!"...

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Categories: colonel, body, character, corruption, funny,
Form: Rhyme
She Looks Like the Colonel
I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is how they are internal. But she makes me think of Kentucky Fried Chicken because she looks like the Colonel. When people see her, they all think that she founded KFC. I've tried and tried to get rid of her but she won't dump me. i even let...

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Categories: colonel, funny, humor, relationship, woman,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Colonel Harland Sanders
COLONEL HARLAND SANDERS BY James Edward Lee Sr. COLONEL HARLAND SANDERSMade seasoned pressured-fried chicken Made in his restaurant original or crispy Served with a bisket and not Dunkin Donuts 12/05/17...

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Categories: colonel, appreciation, food,
Form: Clerihew
I'M Not Colonel Sanders
Because I look like Colonel Sanders, people ask me for the secret recipe. When I tell them that I don't have it, they always get very angry at me. These dumbasses don't even know that the Colonel has been dead for thirty-five years. Some people get violent when I say I can't help them, I've learned the meaning...

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Categories: colonel, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders Maybe roasted salamanders But he got the world finger lickin’ With his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken For Andrea’s contest...

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Categories: colonel, bird,
Form: Clerihew
The Colonel and the Clown
The Colonel and the Clown By Elton Camp Come visit the colonel or the clown For the finest food that can be found You don’t even have to hunt around For we are found in most every town Our stores are especially neat and clean Where many smiling faces can be seen Most of our employees are of young age So happy to work...

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Categories: colonel, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Colonel House: Administrator (1585-1938)
With Southern charm He forged the hold Of foreign gold On town and farm. He gave us two Proud presidents— No accidents-- Yet hid from view. I guess he felt That Wilson could Be used, as should Be Roosevelt. He coached the game To win us all: The Federal Reserve’s its name. And he’s to thank For nations leagued And then intrigued Behind One Bank. You ask my source? Read his own book, A blood-bathed look At...

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Categories: colonel, history
Form: Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things