Eye hit the jakpot the other dey
When I mat a donky name of kay
We got long grate bye and bye
That donky was a terific gi
Laffed my ars off over and ovr
Roled down the hell, landded in dovr
Some werdo piked me up and dsted me off
Donky ran away, scarred of this gi’s coff
The coffing fuuul turned me this wey and that
My scarff fell off, so did my farmmer’s hat
Donky ran back with his frend the bare
Bare bit werdo’s but and we ran from thare
Categories:
coff, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
.
'bout
your dad
like fly paper
your wing
stuck
stuck iz cool
in fact i dig me the
bout
and how I become
your hero
New
*dadz are cool (most) az flypaper ya know,
they just hang there;
and then worse than the spider web
yep...hence, usually mine jet ~ to the sum here, who indulge
mine writes, the "That Winchester's blast"...
yeah ~jet'tid~whut ([_] _~~ coff,
i'm just get'n started
Categories:
coff, adventure, analogy, wisdom,
Form: Epigram
You won special invitation
To a journey overseas
There’s no visa application
You’re not paying any fees
Easy flight is guaranteed
You’ll be pleasantly surprised
To find out all goods tax free
And the prices not too high
Voucher for accommodation
Is already paid for you
All required information
In your room with charming view
You can walk the streets of dream
You may see the best museums
Drink some coff with clotted cream
Talk sweet talk with Europeans
So its up to your discretion
To accept a chance to see
All that causes my depression
If you still accepting me
But you cannot hear my sorries
Just because you’re overseas
I would rather share my worries
With an animated breeze
That is blowing in your garden
Enters room just by caprice
And you say - I beg your pardon
How on earth we’ve come to this?
Hear my whisper – its because
Sun is shining bright for thee
And I can’t believe it was
Same as now, without me.
Categories:
coff, emotions, love, travel,
Form: Rhyme
Tim Horton's and Starbucks are cropping up
On just about every corner
We've become a nation of coff-o-holics
My choice is obviously the former
Being Canadian and a hockey aficionado
One of the reasons for my choice
Tim Horton played for the Toronto Maple Leafs
In the 50s and 60s we rejoiced
He tragically died in an automobile accident
On a highway in February '74
Just before this great franchise took flight
And became a “one on every corner” goal
What a sad ending but his name will live on
Becoming part of Canada's culture
Was destined to become a very wealthy man
Until his very untimely departure
Categories:
coff, joy,
Form: Rhyme
Tim Horton's and Starbucks are cropping up
On just about every corner
We've become a nation of coff-a-holics
My choice is obviously the former
Being Canadian and a hockey aficionado
One of the reasons for my choice
Tim Horton played for the Toronto Maple Leafs
In the 50s and 60s we rejoiced
He tragically died in an automobile accident
On a highway in February '74
Just before this great franchise took flight
And became a “one on every corner” goal
What a sad ending but his name will live on
Becoming part of Canada's culture
Was destined to become a very wealthy man
Until his very untimely departure
Categories:
coff, paradise,
Form: Rhyme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mmxuuVmST4
(while...the mrs gets groceries : )
one medium...
dark roast...
three sugar...andt...cofhmmph...
one espresso shot...coff...eh!
stan sand
Categories:
coff, addiction, good morning, happiness,
Form: Free verse
The strength you have to lift me
Is beyond compare
Others have tried and failed
To them it is not fair,
Even your aroma should be bottled up and sold
The vigour of you halts that depressing feeling of growing old.
You tempt me with you wiles you dance around my senses
Nobody can raise me up like you - I drop all of my defences.
To be enfolded in your tendrils that rise in the steam
Lifts my soul and spirits to the heights they’ve never been...
One sniff and I am yours, I gladly dive right in
That first cup of strong black liquid tempts me to new sin
Not just once do I partake but two or may be three
Oh dark tempter of delights, I love you my coff - ee
© 21/06/2012 ~GG~
Categories:
coff, funny, me, me, i
Form: Rhyme