Codger Poems - Poems about Codger

RoBo Calls

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RoBo Calls
Miracle Man
4/25/2025

I’ve a strong dislike that now borders on hate,
toward those unwanted calls that won’t abate.

I get perhaps ten or so of these calls every day,
th...

Old Codger

...Get thee hence! Get thee hence!
Away the riffraff from my fence
Ye've rattled window and rattled doors
Till there's no peace upon the moors
The hallowed folk have left their graves
To rid themse...

Snakes He'd Shoo

...Have a Guiness and let’s toast St. Patrick
Whether laddie, lass or old codger geriatric
A bold gent with such clout
All Eire’s snakes he shooed out
Never has there been a saint so theatri...

1968 My first funeral

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I wonder why everybody felt the need,
to express their opinions so openly,
about this man who had the misfortune to die.

I watched them slowly strolling past the casket,
like they were shoppi...

Mildred’s Lodger - Mildly Bawdy

...My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger
An old guy with one God-almighty todger
But the bulge he had down there
Was absorbant underwear
Can anybody house a homeless codger...

wait for Wendy

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~ for J.M. Barrie ~


I’ll wait …

you know I will -
I’ll wait for you … here …
but not a single instant longer than forever
I’ll ply the puffy sky for the
breath of you
(for that world w...

Rogering Roger

...The gals are besotted with Roger,
he's famed for the size of his todger,
they pay for his time
(he charges a dime) -
he's ninety but not an old codger.

No need of Viagra in force
as Roger's a...

Me very late mum, a funereal day

...Me very late mum, a funereal day...

courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, 
sexagenarian, and Unitarian son
and modest mastermind maven maverick.

Another anniversary of her death occ...

Gonna Keep On A-Gawking

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For a man of my age, I should no longer dream
Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems

But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare
When the sweet scent of female fills up t...

Trains

...It’s a boy thing
the clickety-clack, clickety-clack
of a train along its tracks 
all manner of boys
from diapered toddler 
to arthritic codger
from suited gent 
to aproned chef
the clickety-c...

Long Live the Soup

...Just received a message of love
From a dear sweet soul on the Soup
It blew me away brought a tear to my eye
To feel such love whatta a hoot

These friendships here are quite common
The ...

Trawl Tale of a Fictitious Seaman Told To Ye

...While on the topic 
of blood kith and kin,
I relate another 
fabricated poem about 
blimey bloke of a fisherman. 

Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye...

Courtesy webbed whirled wid...

Association of Chronic Bellyachers

...When traveling a stretch of life's highway
Does it feel like it's uphill both ways?
Does it feel like winter's twelve months long?
Do you work like a dog for small pay?

Well welcome to ...

I Stare In the Mirror

...I Stare in the Mirror


I stare in the mirror and what do I see?
An old man with rheumy eyes looking at me.

Who is this old codger, this balding old shell,
Who cannot r...

Kenny Rogers

...Some people call me Kenny
Because of my resemblance to Mr. Rogers
Wish I had his enormous piles of dough
I'd sure be a happy old codger

Methinks they mean before his facelift
At least ...

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