Peace , love and pie
Their is this girl called peace love and pie ,
Her dad jumps from aero planes , but noeboddy nose why !
His little girl wants 2 jump from aero planes too ,
But if the parachute doesn't open , she will be thrue .
She has a friend called appokillips , she is not the one hoo steps on x-men,s spaceships !
Peace lives in a southern state. She,s in college now because , she could not wait .
She gets dressed by drag queens ! And because she doent like jeans ! Them drag queens give her Lolita cloze ! Other wise she wood have bin naked and she wood have froze !
Categories:
cloze, addiction, america, beautiful, best
Form: Bio
Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .
Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !
But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue !
She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt ,
Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze !
And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool !
But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park !
Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with
Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is
Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...
Categories:
cloze, america, father daughter, graduate,
Form: Bio
Did the skools that u went 2 get u no jobs ?
& with no munny 4 cloze , u feel like a slob ?
& because u are poor , u can't get a wife ?
& existence on earth , just can't be called life ?
& because u are poor , u have got no munny ?
& emotionally speaking , u don,t think it's funny ?
& the kirrint winter is the coldest in 50 years ?
& it's so cold that U R crying real tears ?
& Steve gerber,s death , must be a notsey cunspearasey ?
U gize did see , the secund gunman ,
On the grassy nole , next 2 the book depository , didn,t U ?...
Categories:
cloze, history,
Form: Lyric
Bobbie Phillips hunts 4 men hoo steel babeys .
Bizzy Phillips thinks her brother is crazey !
Grae Phillips is that brother , he likes wairing his sisters cloze !
And what duz grae,s wife think about all this ? Noeboddy noze !
But thay all wirry about Mackenzie Phillips , b-cuz she never seems 2 eat !
So Valerie bertinnelli sends her fruit baskets ! Now isn,t that sweet ?
Megan follows is Val,s sykologist , she wants 2 put Val on a dyet !
Ike eisenmann is Val,s boyfrend , he,d love 2 help her try it !
3 orange haired girls bake and sell cup cakes from a truck !
But these girls cry a lot , b-cuz thair fave writer just died ,
And he,s Steve gerber , creator of Howard the duck !...
Categories:
cloze, family,
Form: Lyric
Near to Balmer, MD, not far from WaRshington
(that's DC to you and me)
is the capuhtal, Naplis.
It's a beautiful spot, right on the Chespeeke Bay.
Or if you like hunning, a trip to the forests
North of DC will satisfy yer yen.
After that, we'll come back home to Balmer
and Ah'll buy you all a soda and cigrettes.
Then I ken give ya duhrections to
the historic Fahr Hause where the fahrman stay,
and after that we ken go to the theAter.
So whaddya think? Anywhere else ya wanna go at?
The laundrymat? Okey dokey.
I ken see yer cloze are in need of warshing.
Ah'll go with ya and we'll play games
and drink a beur or two--make a night of it.
Go grab yer laundry.
Let's get thar before peepul take all the warshers.
Whaddya mean I have a accent?
That's ridiculous.
You're the one with the accent.
Sheesh!
Mary, July 11, 2015
Categories:
cloze, city, culture, funny, hyperbole,
Form: Verse
My brother liked to steal my cloze
I said I like too wear my socks two
He had a girlfriend named rose
That he'd bring home when our parents were aweigh
He'd say to her "I love you deer"
And give her a flour or to
One day I said "I want a girl that listens to medal"
He laughed and told me I was cereal
But I mustard up the courage without mintsing words
And i said to his girlfriend "you should merry me"
She said "yes" and my brother could only grown
But he'll be my best man when me and her get married at the beech
He'll be wearing socks and sandals by the see
And I'll be sockless but merrying rose happily
Categories:
cloze, beach,
Form: Prose Poetry