Give away your socks
Give away your Victory nickel
To the folks of Shambala.
Give away three kittens
At the candy store
In downtown Shambala.
Eat at Larry's Clambake
By the coffee shed
On the road to Shambala.
Climb a monkey tree
Steal a bluebird's eggs
In the woods of Shambala.
Categories:
clams, animal, bird, paradise, silly,
Form: Lyric
On Saturday, the L A Rams
Encountered the Monterey Clams
With no and, if, or but
It was open and shut
The Sopranos limped home like lambs!
Categories:
clams, football, humor,
Form: Limerick
What's all this about, why are we here
Time's much too short till we all disappear
We're having so much fun
Many challenges to be won
We're happy as clams, year after year
Assuming clams are happy?
Categories:
clams, happiness,
Form: Limerick
If you are going to attempt a waltz in a spotty teapot costume complete with a lid then do remember not to partake in tea drinking beforehand because the liquid might ruin the material and thus render the authenticity of the costume. People then would not quite believe that the waltz was going to be preformed by a tea pot for the fabric would be unsuitable to maintain an act. Acts admirably administer admirable and administrative actions. And a duty bound club of a chosen cup formation is now passing down the streets of the towns to clink and wave their handles at passers-by. And passers-by are neither Portarlington polestars pulsating, pink pine poles picking pogos. And neither are they decagonal in diameter. Disc like then. Good. Spin spin spin. Great. An electrical elephant prancing in a printed gown with a pointy hat. A peanut is very very inebriated and fell off a cushion. Left angled mirror equals four wheels driving to a dunk. Xxxxx authentication z z znz at thirty six hollering hula hooping hummus humps to twenty one beef cutlets in tight trousers. Z
Categories:
clams, art,
Form: I do not know?
Echelon; let’s take a quick stop at my favorite restaurant.
I feel a little funny.
I need food in my tummy.
I have not much money, but my tummy is empty.
Waiter, get me some peas and a glass of tea with plenty of honey.
The waiter asked while he went past,
Would you like clams or ham and cheese with your tea and peas?
Decisions, decisions, which one of these shall I have?
I do like them both.
Maybe, I should have clams and a half or ham and cheese.
My aunt Chalant makes the best ham and cheese.
Clams make me sneeze, ill at ease not a disease.
Gee weez!
Shall I get on my knees?
Please! Bring my tea and peas.
What shall I do?
I have not much money, but my tummy is empty.
Should I have clams and sneeze, or shall I have ham and cheese, or shall I have both a troth.
Decisions, decisions, shall I just have tea and peas?
4/13/2017
Categories:
clams, food, kids, funny,
Form: Free verse