I had the craziest time at the Squigglehawk ball
all the Frazzlefairies were bouncing off the wall,
Jellyfunts were swinging their enormous trunks
as they boogied away with pongalicious skunks
Young Squigglehawks gyrated in the balmy air
wearing pink tutus but their fannies were bare
Their antics created a humderendous kerfuffle
Pa panwongled them all with his wangabuffle!
When their Ma vamished some rainbow gowns
the youngsters claimed they looked like clowns
But they adored their lush spinklerly violet wings
and pogo-loged as if their legs were on springs
Ma Squigglehawk put on a spingle spangle spread
with chumley corn spears and warm glitterpuff bread
Pa Squigglehawk had brewed some honeydew wine
it sparkled like silver moondust and tasted so divine!
I flange wanged in the arms of a fit frazzlefairy
but we had to part when the bong went hairy
The next Squigglehawk ball is Saturday at eight
I can’t wait to wange with my frazzlefairy date
Craziest Time At The Poetry Contest
Choice 1: Craziest Time At .......
Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger
179 Words
07/27/20
Categories:
chumley, clothes, dance, fantasy, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,
And I know that it duzzint sound so very bad ,
But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck ,
Wair we know , thair mite be a wreck !
Raven Ramirez is a very skinny thing ,
If she was a bird , she could easily take wing ,
Raven Ramirez has a very hungrey frend .
Sum of us fear that raven Ramirez,s frend,s hunger
Mite be the cause of raven Ramirez,s end !
Raven Ramirez and Megan could cosplay
Tennessee tukseedoe and chumley ,
Thay could du it well , thay mite not du it dumley !
Categories:
chumley, best friend,
Form: Lyric
Chumley, Chumley, where've you been
it's been a while since you were seen
last time was with ol' Tennessee
when kids we'd watch you on TV
with Phineas and Yakkety Yak
I never thought that you'd come back
but there you are on CNN
just as dumb as way back when
you were a big ol' dumb ass Walrus
but now, you're just a horses ass
you should really be back in the zoo
come to think though, that's too good for you
maybe you should just shut yo' mouth
'fore folks get wise down in the south
and let ol' Stanley skin your hide
and cook us some Chumley.... chicken fried
Categories:
chumley, discrimination, metaphor, political, racism,
Form: Rhyme