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The Squigglehawk Ball

I had the craziest time at the Squigglehawk ball
all the Frazzlefairies were bouncing off the wall,
Jellyfunts were swinging their enormous trunks
as they boogied away with pongalicious skunks

Young Squigglehawks gyrated in the balmy air
wearing pink tutus but their fannies were bare
Their antics created a humderendous kerfuffle
Pa panwongled them all with his wangabuffle!

When their Ma vamished some rainbow gowns
the youngsters claimed they looked like clowns
But they adored their lush spinklerly violet wings
and pogo-loged as if their legs were on springs

Ma Squigglehawk put on a spingle spangle spread
with chumley corn spears and warm glitterpuff bread
Pa Squigglehawk  had brewed some honeydew wine
it sparkled like silver moondust and tasted so divine! 

I flange wanged in the arms of a fit frazzlefairy
but we had to part when the bong went hairy
The next Squigglehawk ball is Saturday at eight
I can’t wait to wange with my frazzlefairy date 

Craziest Time At The Poetry Contest
Choice 1:  Craziest Time At  .......

Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger

179 Words

07/27/20

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

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Abdullah Alhemaidy Date: 2/20/2025 7:31:00 AM Very nice! A favorite :-) So late congratulations on your win. Have a wonderful day ~ AA hugs xx Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 9/29/2020 11:08:00 AM Congratulations on your win. So very cute. Can you send a glass of honeydew wine over for me to try???? Enjoy your wonderful win.................. Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 9/27/2020 11:01:00 AM HI jAN THIS IS THE CRAZIEST, ZANIEST, MOST WONDERFUL SQUWIGGLEHAWK BALL EVER. A WELL DESERVED 1ST WIN, REALLY AWESOME LOL, LOL HUGS AND BLESSINGS, JENNIFER CONGRATULATIONS JAN! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2020 5:48:00 AM If it hadn't been for the contest i wouldn't have written it:-) hugs jan xx

Anisha Dutta Date: 9/27/2020 5:36:00 AM Big Congrats to win Top. Great Poem. Enjoyed. Hugs. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 9/28/2020 5:48:00 AM thanks Anisha:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter Date: 8/24/2020 8:34:00 PM This is several thousand light years beyond hilarious. Moreover, it demonstrates a form of creativity that runs rampant through the English language. Awesome, simply awesome. Hugs, Paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/25/2020 1:20:00 AM aww Paul your comment has made my day, the poem would never have been written without the contest prompt and knowing Caren likes made up words I had to oblige:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin Date: 8/4/2020 3:34:00 AM Such a fun poem! You always make me smile Jan. Great poem!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/4/2020 5:44:00 AM thanks Mark it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 7/30/2020 10:16:00 AM Big smiles! When I googled "squigglehawks," your poem came up. You have coined many new and witty words. Love thinking of the bare-fannied Squigglehawks wearing pink tutus. This seems like the perfect entry for the contest and winning wishes are coming your way. Hugs, Carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/31/2020 8:05:00 AM Thanks Carolyn i know Caren likes made up words so i thought i would oblige - oh it would be wonderful to have one of my silly words adopted to be used in real life lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/28/2020 10:35:00 PM Hello Jan ... this is a really fun write Jan. I'd like to read it interpreted into English - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2020 1:47:00 PM lol Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/28/2020 5:38:00 PM Jan, this should do really well in the contest. For me, it's exactly the kind of whimsical and creative writing that Caren likes!! Very cute with the made up words! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/30/2020 1:47:00 PM thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/28/2020 1:09:00 PM Wow! What an imagination! And you masterfully put it all together! Well done, indeed! Best of luck for a win! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 1:15:00 PM thanks Rico i am hoping my muse is back and i will start writing limericks again!:-) this was such fun to write - only took me about ten minutes from start to finish:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 7/28/2020 9:23:00 AM i had to smile when i saw that caren sponsored this contest, because i was thinking of her the whole time i was reading your poem, jan! you've done a masterful job with this one and i was grinning through the whole thing... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 11:18:00 AM Thanks Ilene i know the type of language caren likes and i just couldn't help myself with this contest :-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/28/2020 7:50:00 AM WoW! Jan, I really enjoyed your fun write! It put a huge smile on my face. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis Login to Reply Alexis Y. Date: 7/28/2020 12:39:00 PM I can’t wait until you write a limerick. If you make it a collab count me in:-) Alexis Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 7:58:00 AM thanks Alexis i will know my muse is back when i start writing limericks... but this is a step forward!:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/28/2020 7:18:00 AM - Oh, Jan :))) ... we're all looking forward to the next ball ... bring some honeydew wine :) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 7/28/2020 8:40:00 AM I would think it was fun to write :))) Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 7:26:00 AM I may do part 2 one day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina Date: 7/28/2020 5:15:00 AM Always a pleasure to read your amazing fun writes, Jan. Sorry I haven't been so active lately my muse has been lost for a while. Love This! Best wishes in the contest. Hugs// Charlie xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 7:25:00 AM Hey Charlie lovely to see you back, my muse has also been misbehaving too:-( hugs jan xx

Frances Byrne Date: 7/28/2020 1:46:00 AM Hi Jan, That is brilliant. You had me enthralled right yo the end. I can't wait to know how your date with your frazzlefairy goes. Thanks for such an uplifting start to my day. Look after yourself. Frances Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 7:24:00 AM Thanks Frances, the sponsor loves made up words so i thought i would oblige:-) hugs jan xx i may do a follow up one day:-) ooh there may be babies ... watch this space lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/27/2020 8:17:00 PM At first sight I thought this must be for a Krutsinger contest! I’d like some glitterpuff bread and honeydew wine! Cheers! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 7:23:00 AM lol i just couldn't resist some 'Carenesque' words lol i hope she likes it it was such fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt Date: 7/27/2020 6:41:00 PM Looks like a total winner for Caren (and for me!) Love me some fun Jan words... jellyfunt and buffle are my faves. I bet you had a blast writing it! Love it! Hugs ~ John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/28/2020 7:22:00 AM It was such fun John... I still haven't forgotten our poem:-) my muse is still not firing on all cylinders... not written a limerick in ages so i know she is not quite there yet:-( hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan Date: 7/27/2020 3:50:00 PM That's hilarious, Jan. I've no idea about what a flange wange is, but I wouldn't want to upset Pa Squigglehawk, or he might give me a buffle! Love your imagination. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2020 4:10:00 PM lol Jenna, the sponsor loves made up words - I hope I haven't gone too over the top with the poem!:-) thanks for your comment:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/27/2020 2:07:00 PM Sounds like it was one hell of a party Jan, Caren will love this one. Good luck. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2020 2:17:00 PM I hope she likes it Tom it was such fun to write:-) hugs jan xx