Jan Allison Poet Rhyme

The Squigglehawk Ball

I had the craziest time at the Squigglehawk ball
all the Frazzlefairies were bouncing off the wall,
Jellyfunts were swinging their enormous trunks
as they boogied away with pongalicious skunks

Young Squigglehawks gyrated in the balmy air
wearing pink tutus but their fannies were bare
Their antics created a humderendous kerfuffle
Pa panwongled them all with his wangabuffle!

When their Ma vamished some rainbow gowns
the youngsters claimed they looked like clowns
But they adored their lush spinklerly violet wings
and pogo-loged as if their legs were on springs

Ma Squigglehawk put on a spingle spangle spread
with chumley corn spears and warm glitterpuff bread
Pa Squigglehawk  had brewed some honeydew wine
it sparkled like silver moondust and tasted so divine! 

I flange wanged in the arms of a fit frazzlefairy
but we had to part when the bong went hairy
The next Squigglehawk ball is Saturday at eight
I can’t wait to wange with my frazzlefairy date 

Craziest Time At The Poetry Contest
Choice 1:  Craziest Time At  .......

Sponsored by Caren Krutsinger

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07/27/20

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Abdullah Alhemaidy February 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM Very nice! A favorite :-) So late congratulations on your win. Have a wonderful day ~ AA hugs xx

Paula Goldsmith September 29, 2020 at 11:08 AM Congratulations on your win. So very cute. Can you send a glass of honeydew wine over for me to try???? Enjoy your wonderful win..................

Jennifer Proxenos September 27, 2020 at 11:01 AM HI jAN THIS IS THE CRAZIEST, ZANIEST, MOST WONDERFUL SQUWIGGLEHAWK BALL EVER. A WELL DESERVED 1ST WIN, REALLY AWESOME LOL, LOL HUGS AND BLESSINGS, JENNIFER CONGRATULATIONS JAN! Jan Allison September 28, 2020 at 5:48 AM If it hadn't been for the contest i wouldn't have written it:-) hugs jan xx

Anisha Dutta September 27, 2020 at 5:36 AM Big Congrats to win Top. Great Poem. Enjoyed. Hugs. Jan Allison September 28, 2020 at 5:48 AM thanks Anisha:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Schneiter August 24, 2020 at 8:34 PM This is several thousand light years beyond hilarious. Moreover, it demonstrates a form of creativity that runs rampant through the English language. Awesome, simply awesome. Hugs, Paul Jan Allison August 25, 2020 at 1:20 AM aww Paul your comment has made my day, the poem would never have been written without the contest prompt and knowing Caren likes made up words I had to oblige:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin August 4, 2020 at 3:34 AM Such a fun poem! You always make me smile Jan. Great poem!!! Jan Allison August 4, 2020 at 5:44 AM thanks Mark it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire July 30, 2020 at 10:16 AM Big smiles! When I googled "squigglehawks," your poem came up. You have coined many new and witty words. Love thinking of the bare-fannied Squigglehawks wearing pink tutus. This seems like the perfect entry for the contest and winning wishes are coming your way. Hugs, Carolyn Jan Allison July 31, 2020 at 8:05 AM Thanks Carolyn i know Caren likes made up words so i thought i would oblige - oh it would be wonderful to have one of my silly words adopted to be used in real life lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie July 28, 2020 at 10:35 PM Hello Jan ... this is a really fun write Jan. I'd like to read it interpreted into English - thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison July 30, 2020 at 1:47 PM lol Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 28, 2020 at 5:38 PM Jan, this should do really well in the contest. For me, it's exactly the kind of whimsical and creative writing that Caren likes!! Very cute with the made up words! Jan Allison July 30, 2020 at 1:47 PM thanks Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta July 28, 2020 at 1:09 PM Wow! What an imagination! And you masterfully put it all together! Well done, indeed! Best of luck for a win! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 1:15 PM thanks Rico i am hoping my muse is back and i will start writing limericks again!:-) this was such fun to write - only took me about ten minutes from start to finish:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer July 28, 2020 at 9:23 AM i had to smile when i saw that caren sponsored this contest, because i was thinking of her the whole time i was reading your poem, jan! you've done a masterful job with this one and i was grinning through the whole thing... Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 11:18 AM Thanks Ilene i know the type of language caren likes and i just couldn't help myself with this contest :-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. July 28, 2020 at 7:50 AM WoW! Jan, I really enjoyed your fun write! It put a huge smile on my face. I wish you the best of luck in the contest. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis Alexis Y. July 28, 2020 at 12:39 PM I can’t wait until you write a limerick. If you make it a collab count me in:-) Alexis Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 7:58 AM thanks Alexis i will know my muse is back when i start writing limericks... but this is a step forward!:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen July 28, 2020 at 7:18 AM - Oh, Jan :))) ... we're all looking forward to the next ball ... bring some honeydew wine :) - Good luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Anne-Lise Andresen July 28, 2020 at 8:40 AM I would think it was fun to write :))) Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 7:26 AM I may do part 2 one day lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina July 28, 2020 at 5:15 AM Always a pleasure to read your amazing fun writes, Jan. Sorry I haven't been so active lately my muse has been lost for a while. Love This! Best wishes in the contest. Hugs// Charlie xx Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 7:25 AM Hey Charlie lovely to see you back, my muse has also been misbehaving too:-( hugs jan xx

Frances Byrne July 28, 2020 at 1:46 AM Hi Jan, That is brilliant. You had me enthralled right yo the end. I can't wait to know how your date with your frazzlefairy goes. Thanks for such an uplifting start to my day. Look after yourself. Frances Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 7:24 AM Thanks Frances, the sponsor loves made up words so i thought i would oblige:-) hugs jan xx i may do a follow up one day:-) ooh there may be babies ... watch this space lol:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues July 27, 2020 at 8:17 PM At first sight I thought this must be for a Krutsinger contest! I’d like some glitterpuff bread and honeydew wine! Cheers! Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 7:23 AM lol i just couldn't resist some 'Carenesque' words lol i hope she likes it it was such fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt July 27, 2020 at 6:41 PM Looks like a total winner for Caren (and for me!) Love me some fun Jan words... jellyfunt and buffle are my faves. I bet you had a blast writing it! Love it! Hugs ~ John Jan Allison July 28, 2020 at 7:22 AM It was such fun John... I still haven't forgotten our poem:-) my muse is still not firing on all cylinders... not written a limerick in ages so i know she is not quite there yet:-( hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan July 27, 2020 at 3:50 PM That's hilarious, Jan. I've no idea about what a flange wange is, but I wouldn't want to upset Pa Squigglehawk, or he might give me a buffle! Love your imagination. Jan Allison July 27, 2020 at 4:10 PM lol Jenna, the sponsor loves made up words - I hope I haven't gone too over the top with the poem!:-) thanks for your comment:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham July 27, 2020 at 2:07 PM Sounds like it was one hell of a party Jan, Caren will love this one. Good luck. Tom Jan Allison July 27, 2020 at 2:17 PM I hope she likes it Tom it was such fun to write:-) hugs jan xx