The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight
as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth
pearly white and shiny bright
"Open wide," are words heard from the bird
his dental hygienist who picks and pecks
then eats the meaty spicks and specks
and as the crocodile sheds old choppers
(no tears)
so the avian's not unemployed or at a loss
the croc constantly grows new gnashers
for his new-found feathered friend to floss
Categories:
choppers, africa, animal, bird, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
If you have never felt a hug given by a pair of tiny little choppers
Then you have spent life wanting for a hug that's especially proper
The hands of little's know better than us all
That ten digits are stronger when forming a ball
Hold them extra close when they stretch out those arms
For they hug with purposely immeasurable charms
Those images created by kiddos that are the spitten
Of what we all looked like not in gloves but mittens
Categories:
choppers, blessing, child, childhood, cute,
Form: Free verse
'Tis well-documented that George Washington had issues with his choppers.
'Tis also well-known that he was not prone to fabricating whoppers.
So it comes as no surprise and can be truly said of our first President,
That truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth by this honorable gent!
Categories:
choppers, history, humorous,
Form: Clerihew
Braid-Choppers
There are roaming some scary ghost-like creatures called Braid-Choppers!
Who can jump over the high fences
And climb the walls of houses and cling-on like Spider-man, they say.
Peeping through the windowpanes at night , at beautiful women like you.
For me , for God's sake! O beauty-of-the-world :
Lock the door and drop the curtains of windows at night .
And ah! Don't mercy at the calling in-rags beggars in days.
And yes, wear veils --whenever you go out,
Wherever you go...!
Categories:
choppers, scary,
Form: Free verse
"My teeth! my teeth!
Where are my teeth?"
Cried frantic Francis Frier.
I searched high and low for them,
and found them in the dryer!
Categories:
choppers, age, humor,
Form: Rhyme