Choppers Poems - Poems about Choppers

The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth pearly white and shiny bright "Open wide," are words heard from the bird his dental hygienist who picks and pecks then eats the meaty spicks and specks and as the crocodile sheds old choppers (no tears) so the avian's not unemployed or at a loss the croc constantly grows...

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If you have never felt a hug given by a pair of tiny little choppers Then you have spent life wanting for a hug that's especially proper The hands of little's know better than us all That ten digits are stronger when forming a ball Hold them extra close when they stretch out those arms For they hug with purposely...

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'Tis well-documented that George Washington had issues with his choppers. 'Tis also well-known that he was not prone to fabricating whoppers. So it comes as no surprise and can be truly said of our first President, That truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth by this honorable gent!...

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Braid-Choppers There are roaming some scary ghost-like creatures called Braid-Choppers! Who can jump over the high fences And climb the walls of houses and cling-on like Spider-man, they say. Peeping through the windowpanes at night , at beautiful women like you. For me , for God's sake! O beauty-of-the-world : Lock the door and drop the curtains of windows at...

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"My teeth! my teeth! Where are my teeth?" Cried frantic Francis Frier. I searched high and low for them, and found them in the dryer!...

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