Cheddar Cheese
The farmer said his cow was a Swiss.
Lou said "Tell me one thing, and it is this.
Does it make holes in the cheese,
Using Swiss milk, if you please?"
Farmer said, "No. But the cheddar is bliss."
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Categories:
cheddar, food,
Form: Limerick
Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, and Brie
Acapella, Abbot’s gold, cheese made so big and bright and bold.
Pepper-jack, limburger, cheese on your pie. Why, oh, why, cook, why?
Mozzarella, Elberton Blue, cheese so tasty for me and you.
Cheddar Cheese logs, cheese dogs, cheese eggs, cheese fried on a paper state fair stick.
Serve me some Jalapenos with tasty blue cheese, and please make it
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Categories:
cheddar, 10th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Rhyme
From Cheddar Cheese To Brie
I'm just a lowly cheddar cheese ball, come roll away with me
past gastronomical delights, to taste and smell and see
varieties of cheeses that stretch on across the miles
that vie for the attention of hungry cheese-o-philes!
Some are common kinds of chumps like Jack and Mozzarella
used in down home sandwich shops, or finely sliced on pizza tops.
Then
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Categories:
cheddar, food,
Form: Rhyme
The Great Cheddar Cheese Robbery
There were three mice, members of the mob
Wanted to retire, so planned one last job
It was deep winter and it started to snow
But they weren't deterred, and the job was a go.
Their names were Gnasher, Scratcher and Dred
And you dared not cross them or you'd end up dead
Even cats were afraid of their deadly scratch
But
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Categories:
cheddar, cat, funny, hilarious, snow,
Form: Narrative
Toasted Red Cheddar
This is one of my favourites
sitting down at end of the day
with a big mug of coffee plus
two slice red cheddar toasted on tray
The toasted cheese is done on grill
making it sizzle and bubble what a thrill!
the redness flows down its side
put on so thick it looks like a hill
As you put the toast to
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Categories:
cheddar, food, life,
Form: Rhyme
Shimp, Scallops, Cheddar Biscuits, and Iced Tea Haiku
shrimp and scallops plate
a lot of cheddar biscuits
tall glass of iced tea
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Categories:
cheddar, food,
Form: Haiku
Cheddar the Cat King
Furry feline monarch, master
Of all that he surveys.
Fierce and superior, to all he meets
Cheddar stalks into the room,
Jumps up on the bed (that he lest you use)
And curls up at your feets.
He licks himself, and looks at you
In a manner that says “You should know,
I rule and command,
I’m the one who runs this show.”
Shhhhh,
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Categories:
cheddar, animals
Form: Blank verse