Cheddar Poems - Poems about Cheddar

The farmer said his cow was a Swiss. Lou said "Tell me one thing, and it is this. Does it make holes in the cheese, Using Swiss milk, if you please?" Farmer said, "No. But the cheddar is bliss."...

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Acapella, Abbot’s gold, cheese made so big and bright and bold. Pepper-jack, limburger, cheese on your pie. Why, oh, why, cook, why? Mozzarella, Elberton Blue, cheese so tasty for me and you. Cheddar Cheese logs, cheese dogs, cheese eggs, cheese fried on a paper state fair stick. Serve me some Jalapenos with tasty blue cheese, and please make it...

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I'm just a lowly cheddar cheese ball, come roll away with me past gastronomical delights, to taste and smell and see varieties of cheeses that stretch on across the miles that vie for the attention of hungry cheese-o-philes! Some are common kinds of chumps like Jack and Mozzarella used in down home sandwich shops, or finely sliced on pizza tops. Then...

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There were three mice, members of the mob Wanted to retire, so planned one last job It was deep winter and it started to snow But they weren't deterred, and the job was a go. Their names were Gnasher, Scratcher and Dred And you dared not cross them or you'd end up dead Even cats were afraid of their deadly scratch But...

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This is one of my favourites sitting down at end of the day with a big mug of coffee plus two slice red cheddar toasted on tray The toasted cheese is done on grill making it sizzle and bubble what a thrill! the redness flows down its side put on so thick it looks like a hill As you put the toast to...

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shrimp and scallops plate a lot of cheddar biscuits tall glass of iced tea...

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Furry feline monarch, master Of all that he surveys. Fierce and superior, to all he meets Cheddar stalks into the room, Jumps up on the bed (that he lest you use) And curls up at your feets. He licks himself, and looks at you In a manner that says “You should know, I rule and command, I’m the one who runs this show.” Shhhhh,...

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