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Champers Poems - Poems about Champers


Premium Member Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Jan Allison - Bawdy Warning
...Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred, Let’s attempt the starfish in bed, Old Ethel insisted, Till Fred’s back got twisted, They best stick to sleeping instead! Original poem by Jan Allison......

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Categories: champers, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Position Impossible Ii - Collaboration With Tom Cunningham - Bawdy Warning
...Aunt Ethel said to Uncle Fred, Let’s attempt the starfish in bed, Old Ethel insisted, Till Fred’s back got twisted, They best stick to sleeping instead! Original poem by Jan All......

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Categories: champers, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Full Moon Rising
...I went on a blind date on the tenth of June He was handsome, his looks made me swoon We drank champagne at the swanky ‘Dubloon’ Fortunately, he was a multi millionaire tycoon! He es......

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Categories: champers, humorous, moon,
Form: Monorhyme
What the Butler Heard
...What the Butler Heard Extract from a memoir Lord Illustrious Penge of Lampwicker Hall, Welcomed local Toffs, to his Name-Dropper ball. Noses upturned with a touch of conceit, Hob-Knobbing with......

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Categories: champers, character, england, humor, satire,
Form: Couplet
What's It About For You, Then
...What’s it about for them, then Loneliness, poverty, pain Bang of the bailiff at the door Death in a ditch in the rain What is it like for the Joneses Bigger and better you think Posh port and......

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Categories: champers, blessing, children, christmas, humanity,
Form: Rhyme



Our Mother
...'Our Mother' Our Mother - a sophisticated lady Always destined for the top You'd never see her walk on by A top designer shop So impeccably presented; Amazing handbag, clothes and shoe Ev......

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Categories: champers, death, funeral, mother, mother
Form: Rhyme
Zuni
...from the book WOW! TATTOO MY BUTT - MORE MAD POEMS AND VERSE BY NICK By Nick Armbrister Zuni I'm the defective detective. I marvel at the whiteness of frozen snow. Left right upper leg. ......

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Categories: champers, fantasy, funny, nonsense, silly,
Form: Verse
Happy Xmas - When's It Over
...*I wrote this with John Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War Is Over) tune in mind. Happy Xmas (When’s It Over?) SO this is Xmas Where did the year go? No money left over To have and to hold And SO b......

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Categories: champers, christmas, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Barely Ink Left In My Pen
...Stuck down here in hell with barely ink left in my pen. All my blood has been drained, I cannot refill it again. I’ve done this countless times, As you can see my reality attached to the words in......

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Categories: champers, depression, on writing and
Form: I do not know?

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