Girlfriend Cat Poems

My girlfriend is not a poet in  the way that most people mean. 
She is a collector of rare and valuable information. Today,

she told...

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What cats? Billy asked his new girlfriend. I don’t see any.
Because he was focusing in on the femininity of her bathroom.
Aren’t they in there? She...

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Fat cat was horrified when he stepped on the scale.
He had no idea of his poundage. Such a surprise!
He wondered why it was not mentioned...

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He makes himself at home daily as he slinks through the house.
He slinks so stealthily, he can sneak up on man, woman and mouse.
He almost...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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I followed her home, for she was adorable and fun.
We were getting along, when I said I’d better run.
Now don’t be hasty, she said. Do...

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Saturday night..
Dinner @ The Pub.
you have on the sexiest redgown...
Demure in the front..
a plunge in the back..
Acres of flesh on display...
slit up the right thigh...
6...

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Michelle`s cat is 19 years old.
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Paddling a canoe
     Past green to deeper waters
     Anxiously alone
     Bow cuts the...

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Feline


She had the love as she purred like a motor
She got yet closer and closer toward your vulnerably,

She slowly tried to get your trust, trying...

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As a kitten,
he ran away the moment
I opened my door,
or saw the bright crack
between the door
getting bigger.

I knew the secret spot he loved
to come and...

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I was asked once what is it that I look forward in life; 
Before I would picture myself arriving home, 
See my little critters run...

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Bone Idle Cat
Lazy boy was just that, a bone idle bat. Staying in bed all day sleeping, up all night playing computer games. Not working,...

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I know you, you're godless like me, and to the natives We Are The Wandering dead. Headless in sunshine, blind in the wilderness. I know...

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Tiring. You’d think they’d stop walking this street,
with all the men who do nothing but bleat.

Hopeless. When has a cat call succeeded?
You’d think they’d stop...

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