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Humorous Carpe Diem Poems

These Humorous Carpe Diem poems are examples of Carpe Diem poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Carpe Diem Humorous poems written by international poets.


The Kiss
There was a man walking around with a mistletoe.
  But all he sees are guys  near him, so he kept the mistletoe hidden....

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Categories: humorous,



A Healthy Diet of Misteaks
My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the...

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Categories: cheer up, confusion, humorous,

Premium Member Rats and Politicians
Lower you say? No way!!!!!!
Sewer rats fare better
Politicians are the bottom
Of this poetic society

Yet for all their failings
We are protected
We are spoiled
Laziness is our new...

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Categories: funny, hilarious,

Pricked
Your  love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of 
it as it shows so carry...

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Categories: angst, art, beautiful, beauty,


Book: Shattered Sighs