Star Wars’ Princess Leia
Her real father she had no idea--
Was evil Vader from the Dark Force
Aghast she, with his voice so coarse.
Leia then met scoundrel Hans Solo
Got no lightsaber, but donned a sexy polo
He vexed then enticed this Jedi lass
Till our rascal froze in carbonite brass!
1/13/2018
Clerihew Couples for Valentine's Day
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
carbonite, celebrity, humor,
Form: Clerihew
Winter is indeed my flavor,
Which makes you my
Snow King.
And a pillar comprised of
Carbonite and an iron
Imposition—you still
Hold on to me.
Beyond your fortress is your
Sweet pillow—on which
I lay and coo in
Comfort as you
Warm me.
Greetings, lover,
Renewed like a
Christmas carol
Falling for a
Songbird.
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more poetry at www.alexfalls.com
Categories:
carbonite, romance
Form: Free verse
(This fictional poem is based on a cartoon I drew)
My cousin is as dumb as he can be.
His IQ score is only twenty-three.
He and I both love those Indiana Jones movies.
We think they are neat and groovy.
But when we watched Raiders of the lost ark, we got in a fight.
It's a shame that this poor boy isn't very bright.
When I told him that Raiders of the lost ark was made in 1981, he said I was
lying.
I couldn't convince him it was the truth even though I kept trying.
I asked him why did he think I wasn't right.
He said it couldn't be true because from 1980 to 1983 Harrison Ford was frozen
in Carbonite.
Categories:
carbonite, family, funny, people, lost,
Form: I do not know?