Caning Poems | Examples


Come To Me All You Rats In My Granary

come to me all rats in my granary
I have a feast for you
husks and shells of groundnuts
but after though beating

you live in shelter without renting
eat fresh food without permission
sewerage system you use freely
lay down your belly for caning

Come you rats in my granary
line up and make your statement
Tell me why you deserve no beating

you eat food for my children
then thank me by mixing it with refuse!
Categories: caning, destiny, life, satire,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

My Love Can Beat Up Your Love

With a new world in the making
Positively no mistaking
No need for hesitating
With no line and no waiting

Welcome to the new world order
Closed minds with open borders
What have we done to our sons and daughters
We'd call someone who cares but we've run out of quarters

A generation made up of nip and tuck
Using the government as a living crutch
With no if's and's or even but's 
My love can beat up your love 

Peace, love, and understanding
Never before has been so demanding
Play the laughter track the networks are caning
In the meantime, enter the sandman

To sleep off the thoughts that differ from you
Without a care if they are or if they are not true
It won't change your mind one iota or clue
Where under the sun there's nothing new

You can kick and scream all you want
We know you know you know how to cuss
No if's and's or even but's
My love can beat up your love
Categories: caning, hate, love,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberCaning

It is my understanding that in certain backward thinking countries
that if a woman is caught sun bathing topless publicly,
that her bare bottom will be caned for the public to see.
Sounds kind of hypocritical if you ask me,
especially if she was convicted of exposing herself indecently publicly,
but it turns out that two caning sentences she did receive.
One for her topless incident and one for her caning publicly
whereupon her bottom would be exposed indecently for the public to see.
... After the caning is complete her bare bottom is terribly scarred and bloody.
Caning Is Barbaric And Should Be History
if we truly do see ourselves as a higher evolved specie.
Categories: caning, angst, life, pain, for
Form: Rhyme

The Nick of Time

once when the world was young and made sense 
Back then when sense was so real and solid 
Before green waves that hid the sky and shuddered feet 
Well after the candle lit bomb shelter westerns 
And ineffectual caning for honor's defense 
When devious means became commonplace 
To deal with intellectual incompetence 
It may have been when learning to enter with the jews 
Thus avoiding the first half hour of assembly 
And allowing time to do the last night's homework 
Skills honed to perfection that made insane navy life easier 
The trick was and is knowing when and when not 
Without this knowledge trust evaporates in karma's winds 
But with constant care comes a freer more independent life 
And satisfaction of having had more precious time 
With finer responsible friends
Categories: caning, life, life, time, ,
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