GANDER NEWFOUNDLAND
38 PLANES HAD TO LAND
FOLKS GAVE A HELPING HAND
AFGHANISTAN, WHERE
CANADIAN TROOPS SERVED THERE
WE DID OUR FAIR SHARE
IRAN MAKES TRUMP SORE
NOW CANADA TARIFF WAR
YOU ARE PAYING MORE
CANADA FIGHTS BACK
COURAGE TRUMP THOUGHT WE DID LACK
OUR TARIFF ATTACK
FLORIDA PLEASE COME
ARIZONA ARE NOT SCUM
CANUCKS GIVE THE THUMB
A PEEVED OFF DOUG FORD
WITH TRUMP, HE HAS STRUCK A CHORD
NOW TRUMP WANTS FORD GORED
SEPARATIST TRAP
DANIELLE SMITH LOOKS LIKE A SAP
FOR HER FEELS LIKE SLAP
TARIFF TRADE STORY
INTO NEW TERRITORY
WHO WILL BE SORRY
LOT UP TO DOUG FORD
SAYS A DEAL WE CAN AFFORD
OR CUT DOWN WITH SWORD
A TRADE DEAL MAYBE
US BOOZE BACK ON SHELVES I SEE
JUST LEAVE THAT STUFF BE
TARIFF DELAY SET
TRUMP’S FIFTY PERCENT THREAT
TACO TIME YOU BET
WILL THERE BE A DEAL?
TRUMP TRIES TO BRING US TO HEEL
WILL NOT LET HIM STEAL
USMCA
CANADA NOT EASY PREY
MUCH TO TRUMP’S DISMAY
WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN
ARE CANADA STRONG YOU CLOWN
WE WILL TAKE YOUR CROWN
TO SEPARATE US
GET US OFF CANADA BUS
THEY JUST FUSS AND CUSS
ARE JUST NASTY DUCKS
TALK INSULTING US, CANUCKS
CALL US NASTY CLUCKS
IT IS NEVER DUCKS
IT IS ALSO NEVER CLUCKS
JUST SAYING AW SHUCKS
CANADA A STATE
TRUMP WANTS THIS TO BE OUR FATE
CANNOT OVERSTATE
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