Calamari Poems - Poems about Calamari

...There’s a version that comes in an ointment, but go sparingly on the anointment! The calamari squid set you back a few quid. Ooh, those tentacles - no disappointment! ---------- H/T to ......Read the rest...

...Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry Don't say these words on a safari Lions will eat you A tiger will too Real soon you'll look like calamari......Read the rest...

...Now see a fine display in market hall Where fishmonger's stalls sell the freshest catch. A world of wet white tiles and melting ice. Seafood displayed, arranged in rank and file. One Scottish ......Read the rest...

...Born in Glasgow on 15th January 1994, Lived in Bishopbriggs, East Dunbartonshire my entire life. Started Primary School aged four, Diagnosed with Auditory Processing Disorder aged seven or eight.......Read the rest...

...Segovia, Segovia, proud city on a hill, So steeped in ancient history, your beauty charms me still. The Roman aqueduct remains a marvel to admire And cobbled streets wind upwards to the golden Got......Read the rest...

...Curious to test the fallacious claim that you could eviscerate calamari squid in the vortex of a blender, the amateur chef took the plunge to bewilder and tantalize friends. He added a whole squ......Read the rest...

...Hidden under the honeysuckle and hibiscus Lies a stone. And as I sit, drinking a gin and tonic Looking over the spent plates where crusty bread fried calamari, which is a fancy word for squid, ......Read the rest...

...Gone in the sty with a carriage frown, gone to the sty with a cabbage crown. Don't climb down the elevator go up the escalator. And mind your head on the wiry mixture above for conglomerations of con......Read the rest...

...DINNER Tonight we’ll dine At a restaurant fine .To order, we’ll start With the French words, Entrée and a la carte. Hors d oeuvres, escargo, Brei and dubonnet. If those mean food, Why......Read the rest...

...One time a stickleback Asked a tadpole what’s the craic He replied there’s nothin’ doing It’s just the water I was viewing So he slurped a glass of gin And let the stickleback begin To swim u......Read the rest...

...I sank into the sidewalk, it yielded no complaint, You went into my trousers, subtle girl you ain’t You told me you liked drama, so without a plate I ate, calamari fried with ginger: and asked y......Read the rest...

...(Created using the bAbBlE sentence generator, various text excerpts, and a minuscule bit of human editing.) And she smells good without keeping all ... Beef, sitting lonely on that lies floati......Read the rest...

...*Coitus* A thoroughbred dime, supermodel fine. Gauge earnings, sleeve tattoos and similar world views. No tan lines, I'm trying to get next to you! Juices flow, rhythm & blues, wine & dine you pla......Read the rest...

...Story:  Neptune's Net               Malibu, California  By:  Ken Jordan Edited by: Sparkle Jordan written: August/2012 A moment in time came for my wife and I,  in mid August (2012). It was......Read the rest...

...Calamari Have you heard the latest about calamari If you haven’t yet eaten, stop now or be sorry Rumors abound – maybe cheek in tongue Of a gross switcheroo of squid and pig bung A friend’s cousin’s......Read the rest...