Calamari

Calamari Have you heard the latest about calamari If you haven’t yet eaten, stop now or be sorry Rumors abound – maybe cheek in tongue Of a gross switcheroo of squid and pig bung A friend’s cousin’s friend’s sister once dated A guy from a meat packing plant, so it’s stated Because of the cost of the great tasting squid That is exactly what his packing plant did It’s kind of disgusting but plausible still When you’re short on a product but have orders to fill Battered and fried to a cute little ring Pork guts or squid – it looks like either thing But order it out and look closely to see it They both look the same so it just might be it Or set up a fryer and conduct your own test Is fried calamari or deep-fried bung best And if the FDA wants to end the disputes They can simply approve the deep-fried pork poop chutes Another news story I thought you might like Courtesy of your new pal, Uncle Mike