The Andy Griffith Show
...Barney Fife, the bumbler, is a joy to watch
Aunt Bea’s whining could be turned down a notch
Opie is grown, but not in these old shows, of course
Some days he sneaks carrots out to his found hors...
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Categories:
bumbler, nostalgia,
Form: Rhyme
The man with the number
...Number! Number!
The man awakes from his slumber
Hearing his bird shout
Number! Number!
He thinks it’s time to go cut lumber
He returns and finds the bird in a pout
Number! Number!
No way to ...
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Categories:
bumbler, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Infused, Cards and Stars
...Roses are red, vodka pours clear,
I need words bled, and high proof can steer.
Shot after shot becomes tumbler til Tumblr
As I wanted, unless I fumble words and become a bumbler.
Violets ar...
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Categories:
bumbler, drink, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Bumblebee Honey
...I've never seen a Bumblebee
Lose a fight with a Snapdragon
No, not ever!
Each time they meet
That painted prince of prowess
Pries open the dragon's jaws
And deftly crawls inside
To win the blo...
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Categories:
bumbler, animal, flower, humor, insect,
Form: Narrative
Scaly Kelly
...Scaly Kelly scrawled a scribble rolled up into a scroll
Kept it in the Dolly's baguette and waited for the fall
But Dolly was fumbler-bumbler
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Categories:
bumbler, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick