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Actually I Like Russia

Actually, I like Russia
But want her to join Asia:
Doesn’t really belong to Europe;
Like she is there tired with a rope:
So much Asian bravado:
Others under my shadow!

Shall I forget her Brezhnev 
To Cowboy Reagan, Quite Brave
Or her Yuri Andropov 
Whom you couldn’t say was ‘Dove’
Then, they were dying much fast
Chernenko could not quite last

Also, like Russian Ruble
But from her sensing trouble
When efforts Russians double
To Dollar change with Ruble …
Actually, some friends’ gossip
But persons whose tongues don’t slip.

Sebastopol

Sebastopol 

Was it a dream
Soldiers
In thick ankle deep
Overcoats
And I had none
It gets dark early
In Sebastopol 
A blessing 
A tried to buy
An overcoat
Was arrested 
Sweet wine they sold
For cigarettes 
Sent back on board
Brezhnev 
Did the driving 
What do I know
It might still be
The darkest place 
On earth.

Kids' Paintings of Their Mothers

KIDS'  PAINTINGS  OF  THEIR  MOTHERS

A refined, young, black-haired woman who plays violin in the orchestra, 
Vassili’s mum, was  distinctly simeon-featured and aged,
Like  a  PLANET OF THE APES    gorilla.

Dmitri’s mum, who has middle-brown coloured hair, a pleasant generous friendly gal,
Was a cross between Groucho Marx and Leonid Brezhnev.
Heavy uni-brow, this woman’s facial-hair problems were terminal.

Masha’s pretty redhead mother, a doctor, looked like an upended marmalade pot,
Resembling in appearance a hybrid between Elephant Man and the Terminator 
Just before the steel-press scene in the TERMINATOR ONE  plot

Ivan’s mum,  a beautiful actress-type blonde, looked like a circus clown 
With sloppy make-up  plastered on without a mirror, 
With a very Schwartzeneggeresque chin.  I couldn’t tell if she was upside down. 

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NOTE

Based on actual observation of art class today (21  Feb  2011) in my junior school. 
I  had to leave the classroom to laugh  several   times.


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