Kids' Paintings of Their Mothers

KIDS' PAINTINGS OF THEIR MOTHERS A refined, young, black-haired woman who plays violin in the orchestra, Vassili’s mum, was distinctly simeon-featured and aged, Like a PLANET OF THE APES gorilla. Dmitri’s mum, who has middle-brown coloured hair, a pleasant generous friendly gal, Was a cross between Groucho Marx and Leonid Brezhnev. Heavy uni-brow, this woman’s facial-hair problems were terminal. Masha’s pretty redhead mother, a doctor, looked like an upended marmalade pot, Resembling in appearance a hybrid between Elephant Man and the Terminator Just before the steel-press scene in the TERMINATOR ONE plot Ivan’s mum, a beautiful actress-type blonde, looked like a circus clown With sloppy make-up plastered on without a mirror, With a very Schwartzeneggeresque chin. I couldn’t tell if she was upside down. ……………………………………………………………………………………… NOTE Based on actual observation of art class today (21 Feb 2011) in my junior school. I had to leave the classroom to laugh several times.