Trews
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When the wind chimes high
when the wind chimes low
through the links
in his kilt he'll go
all the lassies say hello
Donald where's your troosers?
A slimy heel slippery eel
tho' no fe...
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Categories:
breeks, celebrity, fun, golf, humor,
Form: Rhyme
SANTAS LITTLE SKELF
...Santa’s Little Skelf
Santa Clause is here again It`s almost Christmas day
But Santa has a problem he can’t sit on his sleigh.
Every time he sits down he jumps up from his seat
He`s been stand...
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Categories:
breeks, childhood, christmas, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
Glesca Weans
...Grouin up in Glesga wis nae mean feat
Pleyin in the back courts an dreepin the wass
Plouterin in puddles manky water sploshing aboot,
Searching in yon mucky middens fur treasure
Thrown oot by the...
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Categories:
breeks, character, childhood, children, clothes,
Form: Dramatic Verse
A Fou Bet
...We met in yonder tavern
hay up top o' meikle hill
bousing nappy til a' fou
the nite drave on wi' rairing voices
an the nappy growing better
a souter gars a bet wi' lades o' siller
the deil lau...
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Categories:
breeks, drink, giggle,
Form: Verse