Cheating Boyfriend Poems | Examples
These Cheating Boyfriend poems are examples of Boyfriend poems about Cheating. These are the best examples of Boyfriend Cheating poems written by international poets.
There was a young lady from Wheeling
West Virginia, that is
Who had a peculiar feeling that
Her boyfriend Jack was cheating
She took it to his Mom
“Mom” she said, “your son Jack
Is really pissing me off.
I'm ready to hit the ceiling.”
“Ya know,” Mom said, “You crack me up.
I'm tickled he goes to your head
He irritates me the same way about you
So I tell him to stay unwed.”
So Mom was the other woman
The young lady from Wheeling suspected
So she lay on her back and considered Mom amd Jack
“I would like to see them dissected!”
If I ever catch you cheating on me
I'll kill myself and then I'll kill you and he.