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Bowsers Poems - Poems about Bowsers


Premium Member Hitching Hoochie
...Drinks fridge murmurs accusations at me Seals connect with whoosh of door close Defuses incriminating strip of lights lairy Where I go from this station, God knows! Lady taking my coins sneers,......

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Categories: bowsers, angel, car, character, journey,
Form: Narrative
Princess Peach Turned Out To Be a Snob
...I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach. But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech. After killing seven fake Bowsers, I finally destroyed the real one. I did ......

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Categories: bowsers, funny, games, humorous, parody,
Form: Rhyme



A Mouse In the House
...A little grey mouse snuck into the house to get himself out of the cold. Then the house cat Who saw where he sat pursued him I am told. The lazy old dog who sleeps like log was star......

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Categories: bowsers, children, funny, house, dad,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things