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Blooper Poems - Poems about Blooper


Premium Member a blooper a blunder a bungle a botch
A blooper, a blunder, a bungle, a botch A miscue, a misstep, misjudgment and more A faux pas, a boo-boo, a bumble for sure A miscalculation, a miscomputation, grade goes down a notch....

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Categories: blooper, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper
Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper Writer of these words, a former Lower Providence inhabitant, who dwelled within darkest depths of Dante Alighieri's inferno for most of his outlandish, impish, and devilish growing up years witnessed microscopic scrimmage, where spermatozoan with most forcefulness muscled itself handedly, magnificently, and splendidly envision unicellular olympic competition, yours truly swimmingly begot during the heat of parents being passionately fruitful courtesy diploid erogenous...

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Categories: blooper, 12th grade, abuse, adventure,
Form: Free verse



Funny Blooper
You can make humor Out of drumstick to a mic A funny blooper....

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Categories: blooper, character, creation, humor, perspective,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member A Blooper
Can anyone tell me what a blooper is anyway Is it like a goofy unplanned accident at someone's soiree Like a dark patch A wee bit damp While being filmed at daughter's graduation day...

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Categories: blooper, grief,
Form: Limerick
No Time For Prayers
AFV proves that we all love to see Children and pets goofing up on TV We can't help but wonder How little ones blunder Whilst God is laughing at blunders by Thee!...

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Categories: blooper, children, fun, giggle, god,
Form: Limerick




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