Blooper Poems - Poems about Blooper

...You can make humor Out of drumstick to a mic A funny blooper.......Read the rest...

...I ran here and I raced there All the time, all places, anywhere, As if possessed I was adamant and rested not even for a moment. I had the riches and all the fun Basking under a robust sun, I......Read the rest...

...Not even sure that I am awake Must get up for duty’s sake, Stumble to the door Not sure what I am there for. Reason j......Read the rest...

...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...

...I tell you of a friend who's so fond of everything french She didn't call her a frenchie when she saw one on a bench Her favorite food french fries and syruped french toast She's been to lots o......Read the rest...

...Daily at the mercy of anticipatory anxiety, hence... illogical and irrational obsessive compulsive exhausting rituals linkedin with cognitive dissonance (essentially unfounded worry birthed co......Read the rest...

...At the mercy of interminable anticipatory anxiety, hence... viz hitted courtesy debilitating one after another panic attack analogous being bombarded with flak worse fate then death or being ......Read the rest...

...I tell a dangerous lie I love you, Without you I'll die I tell a glanderous lie Life is meaningless without love Death is sighing cry I tell a blunderbuss lie I believe myself within Yo......Read the rest...

...King of the Jungle Queuing with my homies Houdinis every one. No sharpened  tongues, but scissors, To calm the shaggy throng Not all blokes in this queue, Despite lockdown's grooming bloo......Read the rest...

...I was sitting in our doctor’s office, waiting to be X-rayed, to learn if there’d been more than just a sprain to right knee, Whining to my mother how I’d had so many injuries it seemed as though the......Read the rest...

...of things d\found the scope peace has existed with hope even if a dope did a bin blooper had become a storm trooper real super duper together did click with such a good looking chick wh......Read the rest...

...Obama Had Told His Mama became a trauma obama told his mama we shot osama Had Been Super Duper Blooper Started out super turned out to be big duper becoming blooper Am dissatisfied d......Read the rest...

...Opening Day with a Little Delay Take me out to the ball game Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games; Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball; Foul balls, the pick off, intentiona......Read the rest...

...A supercilious Souper Claims to be our Pooper Scooper But his reviews Do not amuse He's become a Souper Blooper......Read the rest...

...Can anyone tell me what a blooper is anyway Is it like a goofy unplanned accident at someone's soiree Like a dark patch A wee bit damp While being filmed at daughter's graduation day<>...Read the rest...