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Written July 17, 2022
Categories: billings, humor, poets, writing,
Form: Rhyme

Me

Ma writings potray ma feelings
Just for me and not for billings
Seeking water for an arid heart
Finding home for a lost soul
Taking time to write down sorrows
Waking the sleeping inks in ma biro
Denying repitition and for a beta 
tomorrow....
*bows*
I'm LARRY_BERYL...
Categories: billings, absence
Form: ABC


Result Rests In Soul

Before love or liking  		
                                           mind or heart selects		
                                             of own interests		
		
                                               After all billings 		
                                     with unconditional ceiling limits		
                                             result rests in Soul
Categories: billings, introspection,
Form: Verse

Is the Watchdog Asleep

Is the Watchdog Asleep?

By Elton Camp

According to what we have been told
To Medicare a bill of goods has sold

Fraudulent billings too often take place
To steal our tax money is a disgrace

Some medical providers have speeded
To charge for procedures not needed

Or to submit charges for tests not done
Because cheating Uncle Sam is such fun

Some equipment that is sold as being new
Through several patients it’s been through

Even patients may be in on some schemes
He gives his number & of kickbacks dreams

Then if he is asked about it, he agrees to tell
Yes, the doctor did that and did it just so well

Careful checks fraud such as this could detect
And into prison the crooked people then direct

So if the Medicare watchdog is actually sleeping
It is more on the watch that he should be keeping
Categories: billings, health,
Form: Rhyme
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