Best Zucchini Poems

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Zoe?

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Once two of my least favorite veggies in the world,
I realized just how quickly life can change on you
Through the course of time
How sudden the impact it can have as you grow.
I hated Zucchini; I used to cry when I saw my mom cut it...

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"I have found that no matter how much I detest zucchini,  my pride is still the hardest thing for me to swallow."
-Jesse Rowe


Zucchini.
So it was when I was young
That battles raged upon my tongue. 
I'd choke and gag and heave and spit 
Despite best...

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Zucchini can be used 
    Instead of of the pasta
    Using a special gadget 
     For cutting the zucchini
     The gadget will make it
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I do not like the taste of zucchini,
          so might I please suggest
      we have instead fettuccini?
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Zucchini in Hiding
David J Walker
 
What am I supposed to do
With this HUGE Zucchini
That hid under the HUGE leaves
Of its mother plant 
For a month
Guarding it against a harvest
 
It is at last three feet long
And 10 inches around 
I think I could use it...

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I am ztuck with a huge zucchini glut
An overwhelming zight
To try and rectify the zituation
I am cooking day and night 

Zautéed, grilled with cheeze 
A rather deliciouz chocolate cake 
Znuck into zalads, ztuffed or fried 
Appearing fazter than I can bake 

To avoid any kind...

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