Best Yahoo Poems

Ain't  An Ornery Yahoo
 
Old widow lady of ninety-two
Lives by herself with nothing else to do
Except sit in her chair next to the window 
And stare out for hours with dreams of her past woe

I reckon she ain't ornery yahoo
With a few bricks short...

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Limerick : Once a Yahoo forced to go Google

Once a Yahoo* forced to go Google
Took out a leash/lease to lasso Poodle
Yahoo marched his Mistress
Through high-water distress
And for pains was told to « Go ! Doodle ! »

*Refers to beings in Jonathan Swift’s Gullivers Travels

© T....

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yahoo
your rich company it time you take your money 
flint own you so grab that bag of gold that God have
for yiou.
some time it best not to mix company and feeling
ot best to keep out of people business here a little 
hint.
but yes yahoo. your...

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This short poem of four lines was
my signature line at the bottom of
each email I sent, and in each post
I made on the SlickDeals forum site.
Short, Sweet, And To The Point.
Hope You All Enjoy !

I've been on this earth over 30 years,
Had lots of laughter...

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How good it was with George W.
A great comparison, was sad to say adieu
And Obama the charmer
Much love he garnered
Comparisons are glaring with the current yahoo...

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You broke my heart 
You knocked me down
I burned to flames
Then I rose again
Like the phoenix
From the ashes
On his two feet
You thought 
I’d never stand
Well 
Boo here I am
Making my way
Here I’ll stay
With heart 
And determination
I’ll never go
Away
Because
Boo here I am
I’m not famous
Or infamous
Just kind
And...

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When we first met it was online. Your name Nappytowny caught my attention. We 
were connected instantly. To you I grew an attachment. Now without my Marcus, 
my Indiana, I am no longer complete. I’ve met other guys but none like you. You 
always find...

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Awesome to see the 47th President.
And, soon to be, our new, White House Resident!
Being welcomed, warmly at this game,
Number 47…..elected by popular fame.

The USA chose him to run this nation free.
No longer an ugly weaponinzation tree!
War makers who sucked this nation dry.
Better go find another...

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Stop googling me 
ya yahoo. 

Copyright Cynthia Jones 
Mar.21/2008...

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yAHOO
if it hadn't thrown-up
but you've throw-up
Boo boo
your portions
go unnoticed
yAHOO
all torn up
cause you tear up
all you had left
while under you breathe
Boo Boo
you stopped breathing
while relieving
Oh, Oh
while I'm invited
you got excited,  oh yeah
Oh, oh
ooh, oooh
Boo boo
yAHOO

written words by James Edward Lee Sr.
11/13/17...

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A country in Africa's kaleidoscope of culture,
Unique and blessed, with natural and human riches to nurture.
Roles blur, names defy convention's might,
Husbands are "Baby," sons are "Daddy," in this whimsical sight.

Saturdays are sacred for weddings' joyful sound,
Car keys and iPhones float, pocketless, without a bound.
Relatives rush...

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